SUCK IT, LOWLANDERS!

[Doktor Howl]

To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.

This is the reason 360^o panoramic cameras were invented.

SORRY, CAN NOT HEAR YOU OVER THE WRATH OF GOD.

[P3nT4gR4m]

No fair, all we got here is boring, never ending high pressure. WHERE ARE MY FUCKING STORM FRONTS DAMNIT 

[Doktor Howl]

No fair, all we got here is boring, never ending high pressure. WHERE ARE MY FUCKING STORM FRONTS DAMNIT 

YOU CAN HAVE THAT HUGE GODDAMN FIRE IF YOU LIKE

[Doktor Howl]

My cellphone just alerted me to possible bad weather.

THANKS, VERIZON!  I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!

[Doktor Howl]

Um, yeah.

Power just started flickering.  See you guys later.

[Suu]

Don't die!

[Doktor Howl]

Don't die!

Did not die.

Storm mostly killed fire, passed over, and is now trashing the city center.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I consider this cold front to be my birthday present.

And I am so very, very grateful.

[Suu]

It feels wonderful.

I have a puddle in my bedroom.

Two more weeks, damnit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am now under a wildfire warning AND a flash flood warning.  AT THE SAME TIME.

Not watch, warning.



WOOO WOOO!  Who WOULDN'T live here if they could?

I keep saying, uninhabitable.

Why won't anyone listen?

[Doktor Howl]

I am now under a wildfire warning AND a flash flood warning.  AT THE SAME TIME.

Not watch, warning.



WOOO WOOO!  Who WOULDN'T live here if they could?

I keep saying, uninhabitable.

Why won't anyone listen?

Because we love it here we wouldn't leave if we could DO YOU HEAR THAT, MAMA TUCSON!  I DIDN'T TELL!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Mid eighties here, not a cloud in the sky. I love it. I also hardly sweat in hot weather, like some sort of ape-lizard.

To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.

Sounds like fun. I miss the tornadoes from when I lived in Pennsylvania.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

It feels wonderful.

I have a puddle in my bedroom.

Two more weeks, damnit.

Didn't you just move from an apartment with a leaky roof?

[Doktor Howl]

[Suu]

It feels wonderful.

I have a puddle in my bedroom.

Two more weeks, damnit.

Didn't you just move from an apartment with a leaky roof?

This is Sandy/Athena damage. Everything was fine in this place until we had the hurricane and the Nor'Easter back to back within a week, one of them tore off a chunk of my roof that didn't really start causing problems until after the winter because it was ice logged. They can't get up to fix it with me occupying the apartment (they've tried about 5 times.) So I'm moving into the bigger unit across the hall for a great price once they finish with renovations over there.

At least this landlord gives a shit, and it's just a trickle down the wall and window, unlike Niagara Falls over at the rattling death trap, which JUST got it's windows fixed from the downdraft that happened when I lived there within the last year. Seriously, the plastic bags that Richter put over my windows lasted over a year, even after I moved out and that slummy POS managed to rent the apartment somehow. He was also cooshy with the AG, so I got fucked out of getting any money for damages when I filed a complaint and the state was about to turn around and try to legally evict me.

Because Rhode Island.