News:

The only BEARFORCE1 slashfic forum on the Internet.  Fortunately.

Main Menu

CPD does this shit. For kicks.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 26, 2013, 06:57:13 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Don Coyote

The fuck? Why "Hum" capitalized all throughout the article, like is some manner of angry god?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Don Coyote on July 26, 2013, 07:08:19 PM
The fuck? Why "Hum" capitalized all throughout the article, like is some manner of angry god?

No.  It is the hat known as CPD.  She does this to drive us mad.
Molon Lube

President Television

QuoteAnd the Hum has driven virtually every one of them to the point of despair.

"It's a kind of torture; sometimes, you just want to scream," retiree Katie Jacques of Leeds, England, told the BBC. Leeds is one of several places in Great Britain where the Hum has recently appeared.

"It's worst at night," Jacques said. "It's hard to get off to sleep because I hear this throbbing sound in the background. ... You're tossing and turning, and you get more and more agitated about it."

This hum sounds pretty metal.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 26, 2013, 06:57:13 PM
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/mysterious-hum-driving-people-crazy-around-world-6C10760872

Soon. Soon it will be time. Soon I will move on to another, perhaps more suitable, throne. A new display for my grandeur. All it will take is a little more humming.

Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That is one of the weirdest  things I've heard about in a long time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pæs

My suspicion is that these "hum-susceptible" heads are actually being used to store the disappearing bees.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Q. G. Pennyworth

I wonder if anyone's tried moving hum-prone people to other humming areas to see if it's universal.

Left

According to the wiki, it's ranged.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 28, 2013, 12:36:21 AM
I wonder if anyone's tried moving hum-prone people to other humming areas to see if it's universal.

Oh it's universal. I don't do things by halves, you know.

:cpd:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 28, 2013, 12:42:11 AM
According to the wiki, it's ranged.

I meant taking people from one hum area to a different one, see if someone who can hear one hum hears all of them.

Left

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 28, 2013, 02:13:20 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 28, 2013, 12:42:11 AM
According to the wiki, it's ranged.

I meant taking people from one hum area to a different one, see if someone who can hear one hum hears all of them.

Ooh! Good thought!
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 28, 2013, 02:13:20 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 28, 2013, 12:42:11 AM
According to the wiki, it's ranged.

I meant taking people from one hum area to a different one, see if someone who can hear one hum hears all of them.

According to one of the articles I read last night, the evidence points to yes

unfortunately I didn't save any of the articles I read last night.

They evidently have done some pretty organized research at a couple of the Hum sites.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."