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Deadfong died for YOUR SINS.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 07, 2013, 06:20:05 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 07, 2013, 06:20:05 PM
Deadfong in his great love for us
gave his Valuable Time
to kick our fucking asses.

How very sad that many people
have not done such a simple thing
as trust Deadfong for their punishment
so that they might be not such a fucking idiot.

Deadfong is love,
and he always perseveres.

Because there was no other way
for us to be punished,
he kicked our fucking asses for us.

Kicking our fucking asses,
Deadfong took away
the dumbassedness and jackassery
that stood against us.

He has drawn us from many nations
to trust him instead of ourselves
for our punishment.

In our day,
the darkness is trying
to keep trust off Deadfong
by convincing people
that faith in Deadfong alone
does not really mean that.

But the truth is,
faith in Deadfong alone
does mean faith in Deadfong alone;
not church, not baptism,
not efforts, not giving,
not any kind of god damn fucking thing,
but Deadfong.

I mean come on,
how fucking hard is that to understand.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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May 07, 2013, 06:49:54 PM
I want to put this on some kind of pretty landscape photograph and post it on facebook.
AT THE NEW AGE GROUPS.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 29, 2013, 09:42:25 PM
Here is another excellent thing I somehow missed!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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July 29, 2013, 09:43:29 PM
It's like cats, cats, cats cats.
Molon Lube
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