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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Poet of Bad Advice

Started by Cainad (dec.), May 21, 2013, 09:21:27 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

May 21, 2013, 09:21:27 PM
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Unwanted Attention

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    Guys who are obviously incompatible with me keep messaging me on OKC. How do I make them stop?

If you keep on getting poked
by matches made in Hades
Jocks and bros of middle age
who can't relate to ladies
Take the one who messaged last
Save his profile photo
Set it as your profile pic
and ask whose place to go to.

Lenin McCarthy

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May 21, 2013, 09:52:46 PM
 :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 29, 2013, 10:15:18 PM
 :lulz:

Speaking of OK Cupid, one of the guys I've been dating keeps messaging me every time I'm on. It's incredibly annoying and makes me not want to go out with him again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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