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HOLY SHIT, CAIN! WE'VE FOUND THE BOTTOM!

Started by Doktor Howl, July 31, 2013, 03:42:47 AM

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Doktor Howl

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/07/republicans_want_wendy_davis_t.php

Quote"I am upset at the cost," Representative Giovanni Capriglione, a Tea Party Republican from Southlake, told the Star-Telegram. "I think we need to remember why we are having this extra special session. One state senator, in an effort to capture national attention, forced this special session.

"I firmly believe that Sen. Wendy Davis should reimburse the taxpayers for the entire cost of the second special session. I am sure that she has raised enough money at her Washington, D.C., fundraiser to cover the cost."


It seems unlikely that Davis raked in quite that much at her recent trip to the nation's capital, but Capriglione made his point. So did Davis, who pointed out that it's Governor Rick Perry, not a Democratic Senator, who keeps calling lawmakers back to Austin.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2013, 03:42:47 AM
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/07/republicans_want_wendy_davis_t.php

Quote"I am upset at the cost," Representative Giovanni Capriglione, a Tea Party Republican from Southlake, told the Star-Telegram. "I think we need to remember why we are having this extra special session. One state senator, in an effort to capture national attention, forced this special session.

"I firmly believe that Sen. Wendy Davis should reimburse the taxpayers for the entire cost of the second special session. I am sure that she has raised enough money at her Washington, D.C., fundraiser to cover the cost."


It seems unlikely that Davis raked in quite that much at her recent trip to the nation's capital, but Capriglione made his point. So did Davis, who pointed out that it's Governor Rick Perry, not a Democratic Senator, who keeps calling lawmakers back to Austin.

How could someone be so fucking stupid?  It doesn't make any sen-

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2013, 03:42:47 AM
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/07/republicans_want_wendy_davis_t.php

Quote...from Southlake...

Nevermind.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 31, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Every time someone finds the bottom, someone else just digs deeper.

That was pretty much my response when I saw it on fb.

PLEASE let this be the bottom for real.
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Cain

I dunno.  I still think we kinda hit bottom with the spurious claims of terrorism.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/30/fringe-factor-wendy-davis-is-a-terrorist.html

QuoteState officials were pretty fast and loose with the term "terrorism" this week. A Tennessee civic group released a recording from a May 29th county meeting during which Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation Deputy Director Sherwin Smith warned residents complaining about their water quality that, if their claims were unfounded, they could be guilty of terrorism.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2013, 12:56:58 PM
I dunno.  I still think we kinda hit bottom with the spurious claims of terrorism.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/30/fringe-factor-wendy-davis-is-a-terrorist.html

QuoteState officials were pretty fast and loose with the term "terrorism" this week. A Tennessee civic group released a recording from a May 29th county meeting during which Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation Deputy Director Sherwin Smith warned residents complaining about their water quality that, if their claims were unfounded, they could be guilty of terrorism.

HAW HAW!  NEVER MIND.  BOTTOM NOT EVEN IN SIGHT.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 31, 2013, 04:24:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2013, 12:56:58 PM
I dunno.  I still think we kinda hit bottom with the spurious claims of terrorism.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/30/fringe-factor-wendy-davis-is-a-terrorist.html

QuoteState officials were pretty fast and loose with the term "terrorism" this week. A Tennessee civic group released a recording from a May 29th county meeting during which Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation Deputy Director Sherwin Smith warned residents complaining about their water quality that, if their claims were unfounded, they could be guilty of terrorism.

HAW HAW!  NEVER MIND.  BOTTOM NOT EVEN IN SIGHT.

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Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2013, 12:56:58 PM
I dunno.  I still think we kinda hit bottom with the spurious claims of terrorism.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/30/fringe-factor-wendy-davis-is-a-terrorist.html

QuoteState officials were pretty fast and loose with the term "terrorism" this week. A Tennessee civic group released a recording from a May 29th county meeting during which Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation Deputy Director Sherwin Smith warned residents complaining about their water quality that, if their claims were unfounded, they could be guilty of terrorism.

If Wendy Davis is a terrorist that means that filibustering Republicans are too right?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pergamos on July 31, 2013, 06:31:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2013, 12:56:58 PM
I dunno.  I still think we kinda hit bottom with the spurious claims of terrorism.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/06/30/fringe-factor-wendy-davis-is-a-terrorist.html

QuoteState officials were pretty fast and loose with the term "terrorism" this week. A Tennessee civic group released a recording from a May 29th county meeting during which Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation Deputy Director Sherwin Smith warned residents complaining about their water quality that, if their claims were unfounded, they could be guilty of terrorism.

If Wendy Davis is a terrorist that means that filibustering Republicans are too right?

No.  That's totally different.  For reasons that do not concern you or I.
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