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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 03, 2013, 04:01:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I don't know what the song was about but I think it had something to do with eye candy.
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Doktor Howl

Um, it was clearly about an ice cream shop.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 05:23:16 PM
Um, it was clearly about an ice cream shop.

That's what I got out of it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I have an odd craving for a Drumstick.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Johnny on August 03, 2013, 06:29:45 PM

somebody said candy?  :fnord:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA

They keep talking about a candy shop, but I don't see one. Or any candy. :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 03, 2013, 06:37:44 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 03, 2013, 06:29:45 PM

somebody said candy?  :fnord:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA

They keep talking about a candy shop, but I don't see one. Or any candy. :?

I would think he's using metaphors, but I don't think he's capable of that, so  :?
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Salty

If i dont get a Flintstone's PushPop in five seconds I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I like this song about her amazing milkshake recipe. She shows the milkshake a number of times, and even some of the steps for making it, although she gets a little careless at the end and it spills.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

That's a waste of a perfectly good milkshake.
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Quote from: Suu on August 04, 2013, 03:30:49 PM
That's a waste of a perfectly good milkshake.

It's part of the INSTRUCTION. It shows ALL THE THINGS that can happen with milkshakes if they aren't properly swallowed.
This is FOR YOUR SAFETY. You want that stuff in peoples' EYES or something???
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