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ITT, We discuss what "NOWHERE" stands for, in the context of the Dark Empress.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 04, 2013, 06:09:20 PM

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Doktor Howl

August 04, 2013, 06:09:20 PM
My guess is

Nigel Opens Wyldkat's Head, Evil Reptiles Emerge
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

#1
August 04, 2013, 07:44:27 PM
Necrotic
Orkadians
Who
Heave
Excrement
Rather
Exhuberantly

That there are many of them is indicative of our referring to her as "All of the Nigels."
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
August 04, 2013, 09:26:03 PM
"Nowhere" is where you can hide from her/them/THEY.

"Nowhere" is where your soul goes once she separates it from your body because she pried that little nugget of goo out of your carcass fair and square, buster. If you wanted it to go somewhere like 'heaven' then you should have had such a soft, fleshy outer layer wrapped around it. That shit is nothing to dig through when there's a dress made of razor blades and buzz saw blades to wield.

Finders keepers, motherfucker.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

EK WAFFLR

#3
August 04, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Nigel Orphans Whales, Her Elysian Rapture Erases.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
August 05, 2013, 04:06:25 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#5
August 05, 2013, 05:32:27 PM
No!
Ow!
What!?!
Help!
Excuse me.
Remove it.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pæs

#6
August 05, 2013, 09:23:44 PM
Not One Whiny Hipster Escapes Regretting Existence.

Doktor Howl

#7
August 05, 2013, 10:16:19 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 05, 2013, 09:23:44 PM
Not One Whiny Hipster Escapes Regretting Existence.

:potd:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
August 05, 2013, 10:42:54 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
August 05, 2013, 10:52:40 PM
N is for Nice, which Nigel is Not.
O is for "Ouch", which you'll be saying a lot.
W is for When, as in "When will you let me die?"
H is for Hidden, and covered in lye.
E is for Eyes -- I'll give yours to Cordelia.
R is for Ruptured (it's a bit of a philia).
E is for "Eeeeeeee!", the last sound you'll hear.

Now stop asking questions before I prolapse your rear.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#10
August 05, 2013, 10:53:30 PM
Nigel
Only
Wants
Her
Extraodinary
Renditions
Enabled
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#11
August 05, 2013, 10:53:45 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 05, 2013, 10:52:40 PM
N is for Nice, which Nigel is Not.
O is for "Ouch", which you'll be saying a lot.
W is for When, as in "When will you let me die?"
H is for Hidden, and covered in lye.
E is for Eyes -- I'll give yours to Cordelia.
R is for Ruptured (it's a bit of a philia).
E is for "Eeeeeeee!", the last sound you'll hear.

Molon Lube

LMNO

#12
August 13, 2013, 05:31:19 AM
Nigel is NOW.
Nigel is HERE.



Yup, you're fucked.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
August 13, 2013, 06:06:21 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#14
August 13, 2013, 07:06:28 AM

Night
Of
Watching
Her
Eviscerate...
Reptiles
Eeeeek!

.... creepy mind-lazor thoughts, all your fault Nigel  :argh!:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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