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Started by Cramulus, August 12, 2013, 11:06:44 PM

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Pæs

#15
August 13, 2013, 02:31:42 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 13, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.

Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.

I bet GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 sells Discordian pogs.

If he doesn't yet, he will now that you've given him the idea.
Understandably, too. That's what we've been missing all these years.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
August 13, 2013, 03:17:35 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 13, 2013, 02:31:42 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 13, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.

Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.

I bet GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 sells Discordian pogs.

If he doesn't yet, he will now that you've given him the idea.
Understandably, too. That's what we've been missing all these years.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#17
August 13, 2013, 01:44:57 PM
TIFL that trying to reason with batshit insane ex mothers-in-laws is completely fruitless.  Unless of course she gives you fruit afterwards.  Which is frankly a likely outcome since she's batshit insane.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#18
August 13, 2013, 04:28:00 PM
that'd be fruitbat insane, right?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#19
August 13, 2013, 05:16:00 PM
 :lulz:


Well played sir, well played.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

tyrannosaurus vex

#20
August 13, 2013, 05:35:25 PM
TIFL that just because end-users have nothing to complain about, doesn't mean they won't still complain.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
August 13, 2013, 05:37:12 PM
TIFL that I can still utterly fail to get an idea across. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
August 13, 2013, 06:07:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 05:37:12 PM
TIFL that I can still utterly fail to get an idea across.

What are you on about?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
August 13, 2013, 06:20:18 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 06:07:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 05:37:12 PM
TIFL that I can still utterly fail to get an idea across.

What are you on about?

My own brain fucking with me.   :lulz:

I'm in my special place, and let me tell you, it's pretty fucking special. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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