Turn off the lights, put on some adult diapers...

[Cainad (dec.)]

NO

NO NO NO

I HATE ALL THE FAN ART. No one may depict Cecil.

THANK YOU for making it clear to me why I hate all the fan art. I did not understand my rage before, and now it makes sense.

The third eye and tattoos are bullshit, but everyone also draws him way too young. I know the guy in real life is not old but Night Vale Cecil is CLEARLY at least 45, am I right? And really, he's an invisible voice behind a microphone anyway.

Also, fuck shippers. Shipping is this horrible thing wherein adults strip away everything that's actually interesting about a work of fiction and reduce it to the equivalent of a four-year-old smacking two random toys together and making kissy noises.

YES I think that Cecil is in his late 30's at the youngest. But even more importantly, nobody knows what he looks like.

He is simply the Voice Behind the Microphone.

The only details ever given in the show: He is not tall, or short; not thin, or fat. He is wearing a tie.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NO

NO NO NO

I HATE ALL THE FAN ART. No one may depict Cecil.

THANK YOU for making it clear to me why I hate all the fan art. I did not understand my rage before, and now it makes sense.

The third eye and tattoos are bullshit, but everyone also draws him way too young. I know the guy in real life is not old but Night Vale Cecil is CLEARLY at least 45, am I right? And really, he's an invisible voice behind a microphone anyway.

Also, fuck shippers. Shipping is this horrible thing wherein adults strip away everything that's actually interesting about a work of fiction and reduce it to the equivalent of a four-year-old smacking two random toys together and making kissy noises.

YES I think that Cecil is in his late 30's at the youngest. But even more importantly, nobody knows what he looks like.

He is simply the Voice Behind the Microphone.

The only details ever given in the show: He is not tall, or short; not thin, or fat. He is wearing a tie.

Cecil is everyone's Cecil. Cecil is the unsullied Cecil in each of our heads, and nothing less.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

"Humans, temperatures, angels, and chairs are all equally real and sentient. Which is to say we are all not real, nor are any of us actually sentient."

[McGrupp]

This is absolutely delightful.

All hail the Mighty Glow Cloud!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

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