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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 20, 2013, 05:54:39 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 20, 2013, 05:54:39 PM
Same rules as always.  The senders of the PMs are not identified, and the PMs themselves are not posted, just my replies.

1.  Correct me if I am wrong here, but I am reasonably sure that at no point did I say "I'd like to start an encounter group with you", nor did I ask for medical advice to suppliment that which my doctor has given me.  Also, I am not defined by my problems.  I am not an Insomniac, I am an insomniac, without the capitalization on the word.  I am not an advocate for insomniacs, I am just a guy who has trouble sleeping.  Likewise, my brain flukes are a thing that happens to me periodically.  It is not who I am.  What I am NOT prepared to do is start weeping over it in every thread.  Finally, I am under no obligation to become some sort of spokesman, advocate, or weird champion of some kind for these sorts of things.  And I don't plan to, either.  So fuck off.

2.  Yes, gentle reader, I am in fact a traitor to the Discordian Cause, and I'm really just a greyface infiltrating your facebook page for the purpose of MESSING IT ALL UP FOR EVERYONE.  Why would I do such a thing?  Because I'm a fucking pope, and because you're DOING IT WRONG.  Now, get back in there and tell Jonathan Bost how witty his pedophile posts concerning England's new prince are.

3.  Don't ask me, I'm not a doctor.  But I'm pretty sure it isn't going to just clear up on it's own.  Go to the urgent care clinic.  Make sure you tell them you might be contagious...But no need to do so right away.  Think of it as a test of their protocols.

4.  Yes, my son is a goose-stepping Nazi on account of joining the USMC.  I, too, was in the military, mind you.  We used to practice clicking our heels when he was little, and there was this Jewish lady down the street that would let us whack her with riding crops.  We are, as you suggest, both solely responsible for every death in Afghanistan and Iraq.  We did it for the nookie, you see, and there's nothing we won't do for nookie.  It's a sickness.

5.  Sir, I am reasonably certain that it isn't me staring at you while you sleep.  I can say this with such certainty because I've never even been to Kansas.  No, what you have is a bad case of LMNO.  He is a wicked man, and he travels the nation doing all manner of vile things, the LEAST of which is staring at people while they sleep.  Sometimes he does other things.  Oh, yes.  Oh, my my, yes.  We don't talk about that much, you know, so as not to be next on his list.  Keep an extra butthole, like ECH does.  It's really your only hope.

6.    What we have here is a false dichotomy.  Merely because I am pro-legalization with respect to marijuana does not imply that I myself am a marijuana user, or even that I want to HEAR about your marijuana use.  No.  I am a clean-living Holy Man™, and I have NO urge to spend a day or a month or the rest of my life on the couch watching Bo & Luke Duke while I eat Cheetohs and laugh at car commercials like some half-wit bumpkin staring at the bug zapper.  You People make me SICK, to be frank about the whole thing.  I swear to God, the next asshole that PMs me some shit about "420 SMOKE EVERY DAY" is going to get the horrible shit out of my shaving sink trap in the mail.  Shut up.  Just shut up and go beg a ride to Burning Man or whatever it is You People do.

7.  Another false dichotomy.  Just because I advocate the right of all Americans to walk down the street with a flame thrower strapped to their backs does NOT mean I have "seen the light".  It does not mean that I am about to run into the GOP tent, or join those fuckstick libertarians.  Nor do I believe that it is to overthrow a tyrannical government, go hunting with, or protect my family.  No.  I support the idea of personal napalm projectors because I support the idea of an armed population for its own sake.  What's more, I include EVERYONE in this, not just White American Heroes.  If Trayvon Martin had a flamethrower, things would be very different in Florida.  Funnier, if nothing else.  I mean, just the last look on Zimmerman's face ALONE would be worth the nationwide mayhem.

8.  Sorry, already married.  And since we've never met, I don't see how we could have "soul bonded".  Nor do I believe in reincarnation, because I'm reasonably sure I would remember this fucked up place from the previous go-rounds.  Nor am I concerned with your implied threat, should I decline the honor.  I have, ma'am, been stalked and threatened by EXPERTS, some of which live very close by.  May I suggest you perhaps buy a quantity of cats?

9.  Again with the Nigel thing.  Look, I HAVE to do what Nigel says, because she's had a bomb grafted onto my left ass cheek.  Should I rebel, or be insufficiently submissive, half of my arse will land on the other side of the street, possibly endangering random passers-by.  She does this sort of thing because she CAN.  Just pray that she never visits YOUR city, and that if she DOES, she just kills you outright...Because this whole "bomb in the ass cheek" thing makes it very hard to sit for extended lengths of time, and leads to all manner of embarrassing and rather pointed questions at the airport.

10.  You are not REQUIRED to "agree" with Cain.  Or me.  Or Nigel.  Thing is, you can disagree with any fucking thing you like.  But when Cain says something, he's most often right.  Now, I understand that reality isn't what you wanted it to be, and this offends your sense of entitlement.  But that's no excuse to fill my inbox with milquetoast, half-ass, passive-aggressive threats.  You aren't scary.  That's really all there is to it.  I mean, you might be the toughest guy on your Victor Hanson appreciation page, but that's not really saying anything, is it?   You useless farts are all the same.  Yes, I live in Tucson, just 30 miles down the road from you.  If you are really serious about this, come on over and see if you can scare me in person.  If you make a really good try at it, I might buy you a beer.  If you half-ass it, I will probably glass you.  Because I can't STAND an incompetent internet tough guy.  Also, Victor Hanson?  REALLY?

:lulz:  <--- Laughing at you, punk.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
August 20, 2013, 06:08:12 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Bost is making pedo posts now?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 20, 2013, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: stelz on August 20, 2013, 06:08:12 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Bost is making pedo posts now?

It's why I left TDS.  Bost and his cronies were posting about how they wanted to rape and murder the new prince, because he was born rich or because he was born into the royal family.  Or words to that effect.

They weren't joking.  No shit.

So I left the group and never looked back.  They still come by and TELL ME WHAT, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
August 20, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
IT'S THE HAP HAPPIEST TIME

OF THE YEAR!!!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 20, 2013, 06:37:41 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 20, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
IT'S THE HAP HAPPIEST TIME

OF THE YEAR!!!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

"Soul bonded".

FFS.  :crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
August 20, 2013, 06:43:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2013, 06:37:41 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 20, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
IT'S THE HAP HAPPIEST TIME

OF THE YEAR!!!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

"Soul bonded".

FFS.  :crankey:

THEY ARE THEIR PEOPLE AND YOU ARE THEIR KING.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

trippinprincezz13

#6
August 20, 2013, 06:44:24 PM
Wow...I know Discordianism is bound to attract some weirdos, and you've got your Uncle BadTouch's out there...and Facebook isn't really going to attract the best of crowds, but from what I've heard, and the bits I've seen, it seems like TDS has gone past the "we're so zany!" pinealists to "we're just a bunch of horrible people...and it's funny!"

And #8, Jesus, it'd be funny if it weren't so creepy.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
August 20, 2013, 06:49:05 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on August 20, 2013, 06:44:24 PM
Wow...I know Discordianism is bound to attract some weirdos, and you've got your Uncle BadTouch's out there...and Facebook isn't really going to attract the best of crowds, but from what I've heard, and the bits I've seen, it seems like TDS has gone past the "we're so zany!" pinealists to "we're just a bunch of horrible people...and it's funny!"

And #8, Jesus, it'd be funny if it weren't so creepy.

It's still funny.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#8
August 20, 2013, 08:48:39 PM
I envy Roger. All I get are fuck you fat ass etc..

Bravo on the Nigel mind lasers.

EK WAFFLR

#9
August 20, 2013, 09:47:34 PM
Roger is a brave man.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Cain

#10
August 20, 2013, 10:17:32 PM
Probably just as well they PM'd you about Victor Davis Hanson.

Because my reply would be: :lolchix:

Also something something grad school for pot-addled dropouts something something fictional personages burning down his olive grove lolz.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
August 20, 2013, 11:22:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2013, 06:33:25 PM
Quote from: stelz on August 20, 2013, 06:08:12 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Bost is making pedo posts now?

It's why I left TDS.  Bost and his cronies were posting about how they wanted to rape and murder the new prince, because he was born rich or because he was born into the royal family.  Or words to that effect.

They weren't joking.  No shit.

So I left the group and never looked back.  They still come by and TELL ME WHAT, though.

:vom:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Pæs

#12
August 21, 2013, 12:08:49 AM
SOUL BONDED.

ROGERKIN.

IDENTITY POLITICS AND MIND LAZORS REACH THEIR LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
August 21, 2013, 12:29:18 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 21, 2013, 12:08:49 AM

ROGERKIN.

.

EVERYONE GO GET A BACK MERKIN NOW.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
August 21, 2013, 12:55:23 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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