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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 24, 2013, 05:05:53 AM

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August 24, 2013, 05:05:53 AM Last Edit: August 06, 2022, 10:12:14 AM by Faust
WARNING:  PIC IS PRETTY DAMN DISTURBING.  DEAD GUY, DEAD CHICKEN, BIG FUCKING BOULDER.

hxxp://deadlink.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/fowl.html

No matter how fucked you are, you're not as fucked as Herminio Rivera Couceiro.  In fact, odds are that no matter WHAT you do, you'll never be REMOTELY as fucked as Herminio Rivera Couceiro.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1
August 24, 2013, 05:08:50 AM
Keep fucking that chi...awwww.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
August 24, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
 :eek: I think from the description that I had better not click that link.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
August 24, 2013, 05:11:36 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
:eek: I think from the description that I had better not click that link.

You don't need to.  You don't want to.

Just relax.  No matter what the fuck happens to the ecology, the government, our lives, our freedom, or our standard of living, you can just relax.  Because you aren't Herminio Rivera Couceiro.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
August 24, 2013, 05:12:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:11:36 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
:eek: I think from the description that I had better not click that link.

You don't need to.  You don't want to.

Just relax.  No matter what the fuck happens to the ecology, the government, our lives, our freedom, or our standard of living, you can just relax.  Because you aren't Herminio Rivera Couceiro.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
August 24, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Also, you will probably never have the "google problem" that Bryan James Hathaway has.

Good luck on your job search, Bryan!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
August 24, 2013, 05:23:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Also, you will probably never have the "google problem" that Bryan James Hathaway has.

Good luck on your job search, Bryan!

:aaa:

I sense a rash of name-changes across the country as other Bryan James Hathaways recoil in horror.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
August 24, 2013, 05:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.

:lulz:

There is something very, very wrong with Bryan James Hathaway.

'When I was done, I was upset with myself,' Hathaway said in a statement to police at the time. 'I know [what I did] is wrong. But I can't help myself and I need help.'

Poor goddamn trainwreck. I would love to know what's going haywire in that brain.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 24, 2013, 05:42:19 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.

:lulz:

There is something very, very wrong with Bryan James Hathaway.

'When I was done, I was upset with myself,' Hathaway said in a statement to police at the time. 'I know [what I did] is wrong. But I can't help myself and I need help.'

Poor goddamn trainwreck. I would love to know what's going haywire in that brain.

I do know that when he woke up the next morning, he had a cringe moment that probably exceeds all of my cringe moments (and I've had a bunch) put together.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
August 24, 2013, 05:44:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:42:19 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.

:lulz:

There is something very, very wrong with Bryan James Hathaway.

'When I was done, I was upset with myself,' Hathaway said in a statement to police at the time. 'I know [what I did] is wrong. But I can't help myself and I need help.'

Poor goddamn trainwreck. I would love to know what's going haywire in that brain.

I do know that when he woke up the next morning, he had a cringe moment that probably exceeds all of my cringe moments (and I've had a bunch) put together.

Oh sweet eagles yes.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#12
August 24, 2013, 06:08:55 AM
QuoteThe pathologist later revealed that the man's penis was covered in feathers!!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
August 24, 2013, 06:13:27 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 24, 2013, 05:08:50 AM
Keep fucking that chi...awwww.


God damn it!
















:lulz:

East Coast Hustle

#14
August 24, 2013, 08:14:03 AM
This thread made my entire week. :lulz:
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