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TGRR Quiz. How TGRR Are You?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 27, 2013, 08:50:33 PM

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Cain

#30
August 28, 2013, 03:53:25 PM Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 04:59:15 PM by -
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P3nT4gR4m

#31
August 28, 2013, 03:57:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 03:41:35 PM
Can you go after the EDL?

Well lets consider it. They're english, right? And they're all about defending england...

I sense a crazed scotsman, hopped up on jack, in their immediate future

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#32
August 28, 2013, 04:02:38 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
August 28, 2013, 04:10:40 PM
I got a 1 out of 10, which is probably why we get along so well. Too many TGRR's spoil the soup and set the kitchen on fire and are banished in shame and hunger from ever using it again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
August 28, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 28, 2013, 04:10:40 PM
I got a 1 out of 10, which is probably why we get along so well. Too many TGRR's spoil the soup and set the kitchen on fire and are banished in shame and hunger from ever using it again.

IT WAS ONLY TWICE WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SMACKING ME WITH THAT GODDAMMIT IT'S NOT MY FAULT

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
August 28, 2013, 04:50:53 PM
Note that getting answers "wrong" doesn't mean you are in fact wrong, it means that in that respect, you are not TGRR, you're something different.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
August 28, 2013, 05:07:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 28, 2013, 04:10:40 PM
I got a 1 out of 10, which is probably why we get along so well. Too many TGRR's spoil the soup and set the kitchen on fire and are banished in shame and hunger from ever using it again.

IT WAS ONLY TWICE WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SMACKING ME WITH THAT GODDAMMIT IT'S NOT MY FAULT

:crankey:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#37
August 28, 2013, 05:33:54 PM
Y'know what they say - "Set fire to my kitchen once, shame on the kitchen..."

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
August 28, 2013, 06:52:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2013, 05:33:54 PM
Y'know what they say - "Set fire to my kitchen once, shame on the kitchen..."

Look, you bastards:  I just finally managed to eject an auditor from my poop chute.  The office building transformer (literally) exploded this morning, Tunnel Kiln #1 drive system ate itself, Mike is poking around that Goddamn ball mill again with a silly look1 on his face, all the dogs are wearing gas masks, Lilly's in charge again, and my maintenance software just generated 70 copies of EACH of next month's preventative maintenance work orders, ALL OF WHICH HAVE TO BE DELETED BY HAND, which should only take me2 A WEEK OR SO.

SO I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE TO BAD INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE INTERBUTTS.  YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO PUT USEFUL INFORMATION THERE.





1  The sort of slap-happy look a person wears, right as he puts his junk in a meat grinder.
2  Well, not me.  I have people for that.  Everyone should have people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#39
August 28, 2013, 07:07:25 PM
SO. MUCH. FUN.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
August 28, 2013, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 07:07:25 PM
SO. MUCH. FUN.

It is exactly as advertized on the label.  :banana:

My new guy is a freak.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

#41
August 28, 2013, 08:31:37 PM
(Started reading until P3nt's idea of post first/read later, and came back to answer)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 27, 2013, 08:50:33 PM
Answers and grading scale tomorrow.

1.  You are in a chamber observing a bonobo, a spider monkey, and a chimanzee attempt to get food out of a narrow-necked bottle.  The spider monkey reaches in and grabs the fruit, but cannot get his hand out.  The bonobo turns the bottle upside down, and the fruit falls out.  The chimpanzee smashes the bottle and gets the fruit.  Which primate is the most intelligent?

Me, up until I gave those monkeys that fruit. It could have been mine!

2.  You are out with a friend on the night of a full moon.  He suddenly sprouts facial hair, grows fangs and claws, and runs off into town on a rampage.  Quick, what do you do?

It's about time he caught up with me!
3.  Complete the following sentence:  Psychotic ex-girlfriends don't bring all the boys to the yard.

4.  Complete the following sentence:  When in Rome, take only pictures of the hotel room and the meals you are eating and post them on Facebook.

5.  What is the fate of tyrants?

Who is Ty Rant? Did he get kicked off of one of those reality shows?

6.  The expiration date on a grudge is when?

Depends on if you remembered to put it in the fridge. Though in actuality, it tends to peter out pretty quickly. In serious cases, it may be a forgive, but not necessarily forget.

7.  The greatest thing you personally can do for yourself, your country, and the world is what?

Laugh at everything, even myself, then go see where the fun is at. Also, learn better responses to quizzes.

8.  The proper use for a Pagan is what?

Put them in a room with other Pagans to find out who the most really-really Pagan is

9.  When people insist on telling you all about their new-found cause/beliefs, you...?

Listen momentarily with interest, then try not to laugh, then show them why it's silly, even if it's something you may be inclined to agree with.
10.  Complete the following sentence:  When God gives you lemons, put them in a bottle and hand it to a bonobo, a spider monkey, and a chimpanzee. In the chance the monkeys have already eaten each other, has anyone invented Bud Light lemon yet?
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
August 28, 2013, 08:34:24 PM
Trippinprincess WINS THE FUCKING INTERNET for answer #10.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

trippinprincezz13

#43
August 28, 2013, 08:54:21 PM
 :lol: I couldn't help myself.

Think I got about a 2/10.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
August 28, 2013, 08:56:36 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on August 28, 2013, 08:54:21 PM
:lol: I couldn't help myself.

Think I got about a 2/10.

NIGEL CAN RECOMMEND A SHRINK.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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