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Started by EK WAFFLR, August 29, 2013, 12:23:26 PM

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EK WAFFLR

August 29, 2013, 12:23:26 PM
Is a thing now.

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I do approve of this beardiness.
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Reginald Ret

#1
August 29, 2013, 12:26:13 PM
Cool beards.
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
August 29, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
Was it not a thing before?

EK WAFFLR

#3
August 29, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
Was it not a thing before?

Not outside of Scandinavia/the black metal scene/tumblr.

Now it's HOLLYWOOD.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 29, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
Filthy beardos.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
August 29, 2013, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
Was it not a thing before?

Not outside of Scandinavia/the black metal scene/tumblr.

Now it's HOLLYWOOD.

When will your women have beards?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#6
August 29, 2013, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 29, 2013, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
Was it not a thing before?

Not outside of Scandinavia/the black metal scene/tumblr.

Now it's HOLLYWOOD.

When will your women have beards?

Never. We leave bearded women to the Swedes. (Other than Julia Pastrana, that is)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#7
August 29, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
Filthy beardos.   :argh!:

Better than the clean beardos. Yeah, you know the type.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
August 29, 2013, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
Filthy beardos.   :argh!:

Better than the clean beardos. Yeah, you know the type.

Oh, yes.  I know them well.

If there's no foam or spittle in the beard, GTFO.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
August 29, 2013, 06:41:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
Filthy beardos.   :argh!:

Better than the clean beardos. Yeah, you know the type.

Oh, yes.  I know them well.

If there's no foam or spittle in the beard, GTFO.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#10
August 29, 2013, 06:43:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
Filthy beardos.   :argh!:

Better than the clean beardos. Yeah, you know the type.

Oh, yes.  I know them well.

If there's no foam or spittle in the beard, GTFO.

Truth. That, and hiding morsels of food for a rainy day, is why they invented beards in the first place.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#11
August 29, 2013, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:43:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
Filthy beardos.   :argh!:

Better than the clean beardos. Yeah, you know the type.

Oh, yes.  I know them well.

If there's no foam or spittle in the beard, GTFO.

Truth. That, and hiding morsels of food for a rainy day, is why they invented beards in the first place.

It's also a dandy place to store that extra sword.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#12
August 29, 2013, 06:46:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:45:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:43:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 29, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 06:27:26 PM
Filthy beardos.   :argh!:

Better than the clean beardos. Yeah, you know the type.

Oh, yes.  I know them well.

If there's no foam or spittle in the beard, GTFO.

Truth. That, and hiding morsels of food for a rainy day, is why they invented beards in the first place.

It's also a dandy place to store that extra sword.

                       AND AN AXE
                              /
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
August 29, 2013, 07:07:22 PM
I want one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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