I am now a preventionist

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

And you still haven't answered my question.

I did.  You didn't listen because my opinion is unpopular with the "cool kids".

[Kai]

are no pictures of male llamas anywhere on the Internet? If there are no pictures, if no one's seen it, how can you expect me to believe A) the males have antlers and B) they gore people with them? It's complete BS.

Big Llama has a lot of money.  They arrange things, you see, so that only the relatively harmless appearing llamas get shown.

Do I have to explain EVERYTHING around here?

Big Llama controls Google Image search? O.o

[The Good Reverend Roger]

are no pictures of male llamas anywhere on the Internet? If there are no pictures, if no one's seen it, how can you expect me to believe A) the males have antlers and B) they gore people with them? It's complete BS.

Big Llama has a lot of money.  They arrange things, you see, so that only the relatively harmless appearing llamas get shown.

Do I have to explain EVERYTHING around here?

Big Llama controls Google Image search? O.o

They're very powerful.

I have researched a study or two in my time, and I have seen the effects of llama-goring.  If you had, you'd agree with me...But you only pay attention to the paid shills.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

you're lecturing!

I am often paid to lecture.  I am a policy maker, and I rub elbows with governors and foreign potentates.

Now you're just doing it seriously and address the issue.

I am a professional.

Oh, come on, that one isn't even grammatically correct. If you're going to mince my words at least don't make a dunce out of me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

you're lecturing!

I am often paid to lecture.  I am a policy maker, and I rub elbows with governors and foreign potentates.

Now you're just doing it seriously and address the issue.

I am a professional.

Oh, come on, that one isn't even grammatically correct. If you're going to mince my words at least don't make a dunce out of me.

I can't help it if you can't express yourself properly.  This is just another tragic result of emu-abuse.

[EK WAFFLR]

Now listen here. You're willing to make sick people's lives considerably worse to protect kids... Sorry, "assets"...from an imaginary threat?

Fuckwad.

[Kai]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

And you still haven't answered my question.

I did.  You didn't listen because my opinion is unpopular with the "cool kids".

How does it go? Step one, I was just trolling. Step two, blame the mind control lasers. Yeah, I think we're right on track here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now listen here. You're willing to make sick people's lives considerably worse to protect kids... Sorry, "assets"...from an imaginary threat?

Fuckwad.

Oh, so 50 dead Peruvian children a year is "imaginary"?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

And you still haven't answered my question.

I did.  You didn't listen because my opinion is unpopular with the "cool kids".

How does it go? Step one, I was just trolling. Step two, blame the mind control lasers. Yeah, I think we're right on track here.

You'll do anything to "fit in", won't you?

[Kai]

Now listen here. You're willing to make sick people's lives considerably worse to protect kids... Sorry, "assets"...from an imaginary threat?

Fuckwad.

Oh, so 50 dead Peruvian children a year is "imaginary"?

You made that up, just like the rest of your bullshit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now listen here. You're willing to make sick people's lives considerably worse to protect kids... Sorry, "assets"...from an imaginary threat?

Fuckwad.

Oh, so 50 dead Peruvian children a year is "imaginary"?

You made that up, just like the rest of your bullshit.

Oh, and I suppose a bunch of congressmen crammed into a sheriff's office would just sit and listen to bullshit, right?

[Kai]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

And you still haven't answered my question.

I did.  You didn't listen because my opinion is unpopular with the "cool kids".

How does it go? Step one, I was just trolling. Step two, blame the mind control lasers. Yeah, I think we're right on track here.

You'll do anything to "fit in", won't you?

You know what? I don't even care about the damn llama legalization. I don't own them, I don't ride them, and I've never even them /once/. I just know you're being a douche about this.

[Kai]

Now listen here. You're willing to make sick people's lives considerably worse to protect kids... Sorry, "assets"...from an imaginary threat?

Fuckwad.

Oh, so 50 dead Peruvian children a year is "imaginary"?

You made that up, just like the rest of your bullshit.

Oh, and I suppose a bunch of congressmen crammed into a sheriff's office would just sit and listen to bullshit, right?

Never happened. Besides, half the congressmen own llamas anyway.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

you're lecturing!

I am often paid to lecture.  I am a policy maker, and I rub elbows with governors and foreign potentates.

Now you're just doing it seriously and address the issue.

I am a professional.

Oh, come on, that one isn't even grammatically correct. If you're going to mince my words at least don't make a dunce out of me.

I can't help it if you can't express yourself properly.  This is just another tragic result of emu-abuse.

I don't do emu either, you're just making wild assumptions based on the fact that I don't agree with you. And I didn't even start out disagreeing with you that strongly, you just keep pushing me with your dishonest argumentation into a more radical pro-llama stance, out of spite!

I think it's really rich that someone who goes on about how we don't know who he really is because we only interact with him online would have the gall to make shit up about animal use like that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

And you still haven't answered my question.

I did.  You didn't listen because my opinion is unpopular with the "cool kids".

How does it go? Step one, I was just trolling. Step two, blame the mind control lasers. Yeah, I think we're right on track here.

You'll do anything to "fit in", won't you?

You know what? I don't even care about the damn llama legalization. I don't own them, I don't ride them, and I've never even them /once/. I just know you're being a douche about this.

For the record:

You're high.  I know people who can help you with that.  For starters, there aren't any black people, man or woman, in my office.  The woman I'm assuming you are thinking is black is just a very tan white woman.  I've never suspected any co-workers having a thing for me so that is something you are just pulling out of your ass.

I've never said my paycheck doesn't come from state and federal.  I've flat out said that is where it comes from on numerous occassions. 

Yeah, my boss is an MLlH.  There are two managers, one an MLlH and me, the MPP.  I've never said the other MLlHs in my office are incompetent, but they do utiliz my assitance and expertise quite often due to my experience and track record.  I get shit done.

Specifically, I leave letters out of words, to confuse Big Llama's search engines. 

They stomp up and down the underside of my stairs all night, you know.