I am now a preventionist

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now listen here. You're willing to make sick people's lives considerably worse to protect kids... Sorry, "assets"...from an imaginary threat?

Fuckwad.

Oh, so 50 dead Peruvian children a year is "imaginary"?

You made that up, just like the rest of your bullshit.

Oh, and I suppose a bunch of congressmen crammed into a sheriff's office would just sit and listen to bullshit, right?

Never happened. Besides, half the congressmen own llamas anyway.

Sure it happened.  I've posted about it many times.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I don't do emu either, you're just making wild assumptions based on the fact that I don't agree with you. And I didn't even start out disagreeing with you that strongly, you just keep pushing me with your dishonest argumentation into a more radical pro-llama stance, out of spite!

I think it's really rich that someone who goes on about how we don't know who he really is because we only interact with him online would have the gall to make shit up about animal use like that.

Look, I know you want to be able to sit on the couch and do emu all day while watching Dukes of Hazard re-runs and eating Cheetohs.  And if it were just you At Risk, I'd be less inclined to suggest the death penalty.  However, assets are at risk, so they should be taken away to be beaten to death in foster care.  For the assets.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My wife disagrees with me on this, but we get along fine.  I may even tell her where I live, someday.

[Kai]

I'll have You People know I contributed a lot to this board in 2002.  So I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, whatever. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

And you still haven't answered my question.

I did.  You didn't listen because my opinion is unpopular with the "cool kids".

How does it go? Step one, I was just trolling. Step two, blame the mind control lasers. Yeah, I think we're right on track here.

You'll do anything to "fit in", won't you?

You know what? I don't even care about the damn llama legalization. I don't own them, I don't ride them, and I've never even them /once/. I just know you're being a douche about this.

For the record:

You're high.  I know people who can help you with that.  For starters, there aren't any black people, man or woman, in my office.  The woman I'm assuming you are thinking is black is just a very tan white woman.  I've never suspected any co-workers having a thing for me so that is something you are just pulling out of your ass.

I've never said my paycheck doesn't come from state and federal.  I've flat out said that is where it comes from on numerous occassions. 

Yeah, my boss is an MLlH.  There are two managers, one an MLlH and me, the MPP.  I've never said the other MLlHs in my office are incompetent, but they do utiliz my assitance and expertise quite often due to my experience and track record.  I get shit done.

Specifically, I leave letters out of words, to confuse Big Llama's search engines. 

They stomp up and down the underside of my stairs all night, you know.

1) No, I'm not, and you're being an /ass/.

2) I don't give a damn who you date, white or black or Asian or Na'vi.

3) So you're surfing a webforum on federal funds. Nice.

4) I have no idea what those acronyms mean so I'll just assume you don't either.

5) You're a paranoid turd with an Alpaca problem.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

5) You're a paranoid turd with an Alpaca problem.

I have very strong will power.  I can't get addicted.  It's the rest of you I'm concerned about.

My wife is a very tan white woman.

[Kai]

5) You're a paranoid turd with an Alpaca problem.

I have very strong will power.  I can't get addicted.  It's the rest of you I'm concerned about.

My wife is a very tan white woman.

I bet you're Alpaca right now.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

5) You're a paranoid turd with an Alpaca problem.

I have very strong will power.  I can't get addicted.  It's the rest of you I'm concerned about.

My wife is a very tan white woman.

I bet you're Alpaca right now.

How would that be relevant?  My assets are at school.

[Kai]

Hey, I was searching around and found this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Nice suit.  This is the "meeting at the sheriff's office", right? Looks more like a dance club where you can park your Alpaca right outside. The speech you gave something else. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, I was searching around and found this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Nice suit.  This is the "meeting at the sheriff's office", right? Looks more like a dance club where you can park your Alpaca right outside. The speech you gave something else. 

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

ADMINS!  PI!

Oh, yeah, they're all in the "cool kids club".  So you can get away with that.

[Kai]

5) You're a paranoid turd with an Alpaca problem.

I have very strong will power.  I can't get addicted.  It's the rest of you I'm concerned about.

My wife is a very tan white woman.

I bet you're Alpaca right now.

How would that be relevant?  My assets are at school.

Because when they come home, you're just getting back from riding your Alpaca. Your Alpaca is parked right outside. EVERYONE can see it. Your kids can see it. They can see what it does to you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

5) You're a paranoid turd with an Alpaca problem.

I have very strong will power.  I can't get addicted.  It's the rest of you I'm concerned about.

My wife is a very tan white woman.

I bet you're Alpaca right now.

How would that be relevant?  My assets are at school.

Because when they come home, you're just getting back from riding your Alpaca. Your Alpaca is parked right outside. EVERYONE can see it. Your kids can see it. They can see what it does to you.

But my kids are smart, and they know better.  And I have the Alpaca thing under control.  As I said, I have willpower and volition, unlike Those People I'm protecting.

Also, Alpaca isn't a gateway animal like llamas.  Once kids get ahold of llamas, they're doing dromedaries all damn day.

[Kai]

5) You're a paranoid turd with an Alpaca problem.

I have very strong will power.  I can't get addicted.  It's the rest of you I'm concerned about.

My wife is a very tan white woman.

I bet you're Alpaca right now.

How would that be relevant?  My assets are at school.

Because when they come home, you're just getting back from riding your Alpaca. Your Alpaca is parked right outside. EVERYONE can see it. Your kids can see it. They can see what it does to you.

But my kids are smart, and they know better.  And I have the Alpaca thing under control.  As I said, I have willpower and volition, unlike Those People I'm protecting.

Also, Alpaca isn't a gateway animal like llamas.  Once kids get ahold of llamas, they're doing dromedaries all damn day.

Alpaca isn't a gateway animal because it's socially acceptable. That doesn't mean they don't kill thousands of people in Alpaca/automobile collisions every year.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Alpaca isn't a gateway animal because it's socially acceptable. That doesn't mean they don't kill thousands of people in Alpaca/automobile collisions every year.

And llamas result in hundreds of llama-smuggling deaths per year, let ALONE the gorings.

[Kai]

Alpaca isn't a gateway animal because it's socially acceptable. That doesn't mean they don't kill thousands of people in Alpaca/automobile collisions every year.

And llamas result in hundreds of llama-smuggling deaths per year, let ALONE the gorings.

Because llamas are ILLEGAL. If they were LEGAL, there wouldn't be any SMUGGLING. And even WITH the smuggling, that's far less than Alpaca related deaths.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Alpaca isn't a gateway animal because it's socially acceptable. That doesn't mean they don't kill thousands of people in Alpaca/automobile collisions every year.

And llamas result in hundreds of llama-smuggling deaths per year, let ALONE the gorings.

Because llamas are ILLEGAL. If they were LEGAL, there wouldn't be any SMUGGLING. And even WITH the smuggling, that's far less than Alpaca related deaths.

Do you think those smugglers would just go away?  No.  They'd start moving dromedaries.

Also, legal llama would still be illegally abused by assets, so your point is invalid.