DSPN Presents: The Fall Mockery

[LMNO]

It's time for Suu to throw invictives against the New England Patriots while risking bodily harm by being a Bucs fan in Rhode Island, and for ECH to hilariously predict the Seahawks will win the Super Bowl.



...aaaaaand GO!

[Cain]

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[Suu]

It's time for Suu to throw invictives against the New England Patriots while risking bodily harm by being a Bucs fan in Rhode Island, and for ECH to hilariously predict the Seahawks will win the Super Bowl.



...aaaaaand GO!

The Bucs are playing the Pats on September 22nd. I plan to be hospitalized on purpose so I can sue the ball club for having the second doucheist fandom in football next to Philadelphia. Almost like the only time I went to Foxboro, when a fan decided it would be really funny to throw me into the railing and break my ribs, yet security wanted to kick my dad and I out, because we were Bucs fans, not Pats fans.

Your fandom is wicked wetodddid.

American sports, LAWL

Yes, because English football hooligans are peaceful, jolly blokes.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm not picking the Seahawks this year because for the first time ever they're actually the best team in the NFL and I don't want to jinx them.

[East Coast Hustle]

I mean seriously, have you SEEN our defense? Not to mention the best young QB in the league. On a cheap rookie contract because we stole him in the 3rd round. We're primed for a 5 year title window at least.

[Suu]

I'm picking Tampa Bay to go 3 and 13. 

[Suu]

Strike that, Jets just took the lead. Make it 0 and 16. 

[LMNO]

I will say one thing about being a Pats fan, even with a lead and five seconds left, you can't REALLY say the game's over yet.

[East Coast Hustle]

Suu, your team just got beaten by Geno Smith. Tell us, how do you feel about that?

[Suu]

Suu, your team just got beaten by Geno Smith. Tell us, how do you feel about that?

LIKE A REAL BUCS FAN!

[Eater of Clowns]

Sweet jesus, I'M picking Seahawks as a Superbowl contender this year and they weren't even on my radar 2 years ago.

Team's fucking solid.

Pats played an ugly game today, though. If they end up a weak team this year I'm actually not opposed to it because that division needs some LIFE.

[LMNO]

Ugly's the right term for it. There isn't really any good reason the game was as close as it was. The amount of penalties by the Bills was only matched by the massive fuckups by the Pats.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

The Pats don't exist to play good football, they exist to give fans heart attacks in the last two minutes.

[Suu]

That game was rough on me, and I don't even LIKE the Pats. Christ. (Fortunately, I have no love for the Bills either.)

It's going to be a long season for a lot of fans this year.

[Cain]

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