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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 10, 2013, 06:37:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 10, 2013, 06:37:19 PM
I Discordia with a traffic cone on my head, and my feet in a tray full of wallpaper paste.

You?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1
September 10, 2013, 06:38:22 PM
I Discordia with my face on backwards.

LMNO

#2
September 10, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
I Discordia IN MY PANCE.

EK WAFFLR

#3
September 10, 2013, 06:52:20 PM
I discordia on the dancefloor.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 10, 2013, 06:54:55 PM
I Discordia in the river, naked.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#5
September 10, 2013, 06:56:10 PM
I Discordia only with a designated driver.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

President Television

#6
September 10, 2013, 06:56:47 PM
I Discordia with my feet up and a shiteating grin.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Kai

#7
September 10, 2013, 07:21:08 PM
I Discordia with SCIENCE, in the lab, wearing a white coat.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Suu

#8
September 10, 2013, 08:55:54 PM
I Discordia in the shower, with Jesus as my copilot.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Don Coyote

#9
September 10, 2013, 09:19:12 PM
I Discordia <REDACTED>

Duh fuck...I Discordia <REDACTED>

:argh!:

tyrannosaurus vex

#10
September 10, 2013, 09:27:56 PM
I do my discordia with a lowercase D
'Cause respectful motherfuckers ain't got shit on me

Also I rhyme sometimes.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Salty

#11
September 10, 2013, 09:31:03 PM
I Discordia with glitter and bile.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

tarod

#12
September 10, 2013, 09:31:35 PM
I Discordia the wrong way.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
September 10, 2013, 09:32:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 10, 2013, 09:31:03 PM
I Discordia with glitter and bile.

I can vouch for this.

:thisguy:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#14
September 10, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
I discordia in widescreen and LOUD AS HELL.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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