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Your Nation's Athem Broken Down Into Humanspeak™

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 16, 2013, 10:20:55 PM

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#45
September 17, 2013, 06:55:31 PM
I think this is the national anthem of Disneyland:

CHORUS
When der fuehrer says we is de master race
We heil heil right in der fueher's face
Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we heil heil right in der fuehrer's face

When Herr Goebbels says we own the world and space
We heil heil right in Herr Goebbels' face
When Herr Goring says they'll never bomb dis place
We heil heil right in Herr Goring's face
Are we not he supermen Aryan pure supermen
Ja we are the supermen (super duper supermen)
Is this Nazi land so good
Would you leave it if you could
Ja this Nazi land is good
We would leave it if we could
We bring the world to order
Heil Hitler's world to order
Everyone of foreign race
Will love der fuehrer's face
When we bring to the world dis order

CHORUS

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

CHORUS (slows down like a dying tape cassette on the last line)   
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hooplala

#46
September 19, 2013, 01:39:37 PM
I honestly had NO idea that the Star Spangled Banner had more than that very first verse... I feel like a n00b in North America.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
September 19, 2013, 02:47:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2013, 01:39:37 PM
I honestly had NO idea that the Star Spangled Banner had more than that very first verse... I feel like a n00b in North America.

Well, contrary to the belief of the people of the United States, you DO live in, you know, a different country.
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