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Wtf? WTF? SQUIDDY, EXPLAIN YOUR STATE, PLS.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 26, 2013, 03:39:31 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 26, 2013, 03:39:31 AM
http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/09/25/3649864/driver-who-killed-girl-had-revoked.html

QuoteLAKE WORTH, Fla. -- Sheriff's officials say a man whose pickup truck struck and killed a 3-year-old girl who was walking on a sidewalk with a family friend has been arrested 56 times.

The Palm Beach Post (bit.ly/16FGY2L ) reports the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is trying to determine whether 56-year-old Steven Barnes was impaired or had a medical issue when he hit Priscila Perez Gaspar on Monday afternoon.

Officials say Barnes' license was permanently revoked in 1996 and he has six arrests for drunk driving.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
September 26, 2013, 03:53:20 AM
D:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 26, 2013, 03:54:22 AM
With this arrest, he has now averaged more than one arrest per year for his entire life.   :eek:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 26, 2013, 05:05:22 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 26, 2013, 03:54:22 AM
With this arrest, he has now averaged more than one arrest per year for his entire life.   :eek:

Since he'll probably be out of the arrest market for the next few years, he'll have to work extra hard to catch up when he gets out.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#5
September 26, 2013, 05:13:26 AM
Holy fuck.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
September 26, 2013, 09:14:28 AM
Is this my EX?

Or you know. This is FL. Nobody here is legit.
Frankly, if it weren't for the constant comedy I'd move.
Like the lady that walked into my bar claiming to have forgotten her shoes at home when they were outside, screamed at the host [my son] about having been cut... in her vagina, then heading toward the men's room to be bounced by our 6' tall manager, Amber.
Oh Florida.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
September 26, 2013, 09:16:23 AM
Also I'm 100% certain that the aquifer is poisoned by the decades of years of dumping rocket fuel just kind of.. wherever.
If your tap water looks like tea and smells like fart, you probably shouldn't be drinking that.

Yet they do.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
September 26, 2013, 09:17:07 AM
Your own soft teeth
it's what's for dinner.
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