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Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.

Started by Pere Ubu, October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM

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October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM Last Edit: October 10, 2013, 02:34:30 AM by Dirty Old Uncle Roger
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2013, 10:58:58 PM
Man I could go for a slice of cheese with some whipped cheese on top right now.

Gouda on you!
If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

EK WAFFLR

#1
October 09, 2013, 11:30:23 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2013, 10:58:58 PM
Man I could go for a slice of cheese with some whipped cheese on top right now.

Gouda on you!

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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AFK

#2
October 09, 2013, 11:34:42 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2013, 10:58:58 PM
Man I could go for a slice of cheese with some whipped cheese on top right now.

Gouda on you!

Hey, stop Jack-ing the thread! 

:argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 10, 2013, 12:03:06 AM
Thread split on request, QG.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#4
October 10, 2013, 01:10:21 AM
burn them with fire, plz

AFK

#5
October 10, 2013, 01:47:35 AM
Hipsters!

:argh!:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pere Ubu

#6
October 10, 2013, 03:45:24 AM
Hey, that's the way the cheese... umm... splits.

Or something.

*crying* I THROW MYSELF ON THE MERCY OF THE COURT!!!
  :aaaah:
If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 10, 2013, 03:54:07 AM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 10, 2013, 03:45:24 AM

*crying* I THROW MYSELF ON THE MERCY OF THE COURT!!!
  :aaaah:

Where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
October 10, 2013, 03:55:51 AM
This is why people, like myself, tend to cringe at puns.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
October 10, 2013, 03:58:52 AM
Also, I've decided that Pere Ubu has got a ways to go in my book.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

#10
October 10, 2013, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 10, 2013, 03:58:52 AM
Also, I've decided that Pere Ubu has got a ways to go in my book.

Would you say he needs to AGE a little more, that he's not quite RIPE yet?

Alty,
:regret:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
October 10, 2013, 04:01:25 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 10, 2013, 03:58:52 AM
Also, I've decided that Pere Ubu has got a ways to go in my book.

Would you say he needs to AGE a little more, that he's not quite RIPE yet?

Alty,
:regret:

KS,FB.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#12
October 10, 2013, 04:06:02 AM
I know no KS,FB.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 10, 2013, 04:06:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:06:02 AM
I know no KS,FB.

KILL SELF, FUCK BODY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#14
October 10, 2013, 04:09:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:06:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:06:02 AM
I know no KS,FB.

KILL SELF, FUCK BODY.

OH GOOD. LOLOLOLOL.

I'LL FUCK EVERYBODY'S SHIT UP.
        /
:rwhn:

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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