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Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.

Started by Pere Ubu, October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#16
October 10, 2013, 04:11:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.

Did everyone have rocks for genitals? Because that would make it easier.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 10, 2013, 04:14:50 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:11:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.

Did everyone have rocks for genitals? Because that would make it easier.

Yes.  Granite, it was easier back then.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#18
October 10, 2013, 04:16:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:14:50 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:11:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.

Did everyone have rocks for genitals? Because that would make it easier.

Yes.  Granite, it was easier back then.

...

...

:spittake:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 10, 2013, 04:17:02 AM
It's two puns for the price of one, here at Crazy Roger's House of SHUT UP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#20
October 10, 2013, 05:16:05 AM
Lol this thread.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
October 10, 2013, 06:51:17 AM
No cheese in the Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns thread.  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

AFK

#22
October 10, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pere Ubu

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October 10, 2013, 01:38:48 PM Last Edit: October 10, 2013, 01:41:10 PM by Pere Ubu
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on October 10, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
YOU LEAVE PROVOLONE!

Edam right, I'll leave Provolone.

I'll leave the whole state of Utah 'lone.

If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger
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