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[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This feller thinks you're friends and you don't know who he is. That's something special right there, Roger. Like the lady who thought David Letterman was talking to her and only her, in their special code, that they developed by her watching his show every night for years and years and many more better years. And when she filed a restraining order against him . . . he had no idea who she was.

I have had many people whom I've never met state that we're PALS.  Hell, I've had one lady on this very board declare that we were SOULMATES and that I had to dump my (at the time) GF.  Or else.

Your people love you, Roger. Very, very many more better. Whether you want them to or not.

They have written me thousands.   

Somewhere there's a book of sonnets about you defeating the Jews and their masters in pursuit of art and liberation of great literature. With your bestest buddy at your side, fighting against the Palestine moguls and their clandestine efforts to thwart creativity.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You could always refer that guy to Jerome Lester "Jerry" Horwitz.