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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 17, 2013, 01:32:19 AM

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#15
October 17, 2013, 03:35:15 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 17, 2013, 01:58:35 PM
Sithrak?



Sithrak.
Have you ever noticed how "Sithrak the Blind Gibberer" anagrams to "TGGR in: The Bible-Basher Kid."

Some say it's a movie reel made from human skin onto which was recorded THE SECRET ABOUT JESUS AND THE THIRD TOWER and that it's buried in Tucson. Others say "stop asking stupid questions and also SHUT UP".

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 17, 2013, 05:04:42 PM
If I was God, you'd be some busy fuckers, is all I'm saying.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#17
October 17, 2013, 05:57:19 PM
If you were God, then Dog would exist.

Which is both terrifying and wonderful at the same time.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 17, 2013, 06:01:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 17, 2013, 05:57:19 PM
If you were God, then Dog would exist.

Which is both terrifying and wonderful at the same time.

Yes, and Komodo dragons would reach 50 feet long.

And alligators in the sewers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pere Ubu

#19
October 18, 2013, 01:40:17 AM
I don't know if you're familiar with the world of Tekumel but here's an introduction to their gods.

Meet them in a silver mask or ask them if they'd like to talk to their ancestors personally.

If you meet Eris on the road, YOU WERE PROBABLY HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN, DUMBASS.

Grand Episkopos and Lord High Executioner of The Temple Of The Screaming Finger

Ben Shapiro

#20
October 18, 2013, 01:55:53 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2013, 01:51:01 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 08:42:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2013, 03:56:00 AM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 17, 2013, 03:25:31 AM
Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 02:17:00 AM
You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

More looking for ridiculous bullshit than criticism or satire.

Jesus, and Dolemite had the same grandmother.

:motorcycle:


Pere Ubu, I already told them OT III.

???

Telarus

#21
October 18, 2013, 04:49:58 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 18, 2013, 01:55:53 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2013, 01:51:01 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 08:42:15 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 17, 2013, 03:56:00 AM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 17, 2013, 03:25:31 AM
Tell them you dug up these metal plates in the back yard, and pull out a hat with a couple of quartz crystals in it...

That's mormons.

Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 17, 2013, 02:17:00 AM
You gotta fit the jews in somewhere. It's their bread and butter. Are you asking for satire, or actual goofiness?

More looking for ridiculous bullshit than criticism or satire.

Jesus, and Dolemite had the same grandmother.

:motorcycle:


Pere Ubu, I already told them OT III.

???

"The Correct Motorcycle"

OT III (Operating Thetan level 3) is a book of Scientology "Initiate" Secrets (totally searchable on the web, but if you ask the Scientologists about it, they want the $$$$ and about a million "auditing" sessions).
Telarus, KSC,
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Q. G. Pennyworth

#22
October 18, 2013, 05:31:37 AM
OT III is the Xenu story, the one they mostly got right in South Park. A Scientologist would have to pay roughly $120,000 to get to the point where they can hear that one.

Ben Shapiro

#23
October 18, 2013, 06:59:25 AM
Thanks I thought I said something again.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#24
October 18, 2013, 01:59:56 PM
Printed out a copy of Holy Nonsense (ALMOST 100% kopyleft this time, getting so damn close!), one Strange Times for sharing, and I have a couple pope cards printing up right now. Going to chop the bottoms off a couple old you found the comics so they're just anon suit cards, and I've got three copies of Nancy Many's Billion Year Contract.

Wish me luck!

Q. G. Pennyworth

#25
October 18, 2013, 04:31:35 PM
Just got back. Had tons of fun and we're doing it again next week.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#26
October 18, 2013, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 18, 2013, 04:31:35 PM
Just got back. Had tons of fun and we're doing it again next week.

:lulz:

Don't get sucked it ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Q. G. Pennyworth

#27
October 18, 2013, 06:03:29 PM
At the end I offered to read one of their things if they would read one of mine, and she admitted she was scared to read it because it was pagan.  :lulz:

Junkenstein

#28
October 18, 2013, 08:45:07 PM
I trust you made it very clear that you have nothing to do with any filthy pagans.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#29
October 21, 2013, 10:53:23 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 18, 2013, 08:45:07 PM
I trust you made it very clear that you have nothing to do with any filthy pagans.

Everything Not Christian is Pagan for JW's. Also, anything Christian but not JW is False Christianity.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson
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