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Hey, Hey, I Wanna Be a Discordian

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 02, 2013, 07:02:18 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 02, 2013, 07:02:18 PM
I'm through with regging online to boards I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a shitty apartment on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play ballpipe in
And a king size keg
Big enough for ten spags plus me
(Yeah, so what you need?)

I need a PM box that's got no limit
And a tablet with a MS paint loaded in it
Gonna join the WOMP Cabal
with thirty-seven thousand pics
(Two girls, one cup)

I want a new subforum full of old regulars
My own admin button on my tool bar
Somewhere between ECH
And LMNO is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this account
For Spags and fame
I'd even cut my post count
And change my user name

'Cause we all just wanna be great big spags
And live in portland or Boston, going to Gay bars
The trolls come easy and the wifi comes cheap
We'll all stay stupid 'cause we just won't sleep

And we'll hang out in the Gayest bars
With the Frost Heaves and the other retards
Every good internet troll's gonna wind up there
Every angry feminist with her deadly stare

And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian

I wanna be great like Nixon without the hassels
Hire ECH and Richter who love to beat up assholes
Spout a rant or two
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quinoa, ha, ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with in the 80s fashion
Get a front door key to TGRR's mansion
Gonna date a psychotic that loves
Her collection of teeth
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this account
For Spags and fame
I'd even cut my post count
And change my user name

'Cause we all just wanna be great big spags
And live in portland or Boston, going to Gay bars
The trolls come easy and the wifi comes cheap
We'll all stay stupid 'cause we just won't sleep

And we'll hang out in the Gayest bars
With the Frost Heaves and the other retards
Every good internet troll's gonna wind up there
Every angry feminist with her deadly stare

And we'll hide out in the chat rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's online
They'll get you anything with that dumbass smile
Everybody's got a 'frop dealer on speed dial

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian

I'm gonna screech those rants that offend the censors
Gonna pop PILLS HERE from a Pez dispenser
Get bald-headed jackasses writin' all my rants
Shout 'em every night til I shit my pants...

I'm gonna trade this account
For Spags and fame
I'd even cut my post count
And change my user name

'Cause we all just wanna be great big spags
And live in portland or Boston, going to Gay bars
The trolls come easy and the wifi comes cheap
We'll all stay stupid 'cause we just won't sleep

And we'll hang out in the Gayest bars
With the Frost Heaves and the other retards
Every good internet troll's gonna wind up there
Every angry feminist with her deadly stare

And we'll hide out in the chat rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's online
They'll get you anything with that dumbass smile
Everybody's got a 'frop dealer on speed dial

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian

(Not sorry.)



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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1
October 02, 2013, 07:31:49 PM
over 9000x better than the original.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#2
October 02, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 02, 2013, 07:49:58 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 02, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:

Which is kind of like saying "the smartest kid on the shortbus".   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#4
October 02, 2013, 08:00:15 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 02, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#5
October 02, 2013, 08:20:08 PM
Is it a good thing I don't know which song this is?

The lyrics are great, though.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#6
October 02, 2013, 08:42:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 02, 2013, 08:20:08 PM
Is it a good thing I don't know which song this is?

The lyrics are great, though.

Yes, Alphapance, it is a Good Thing

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
October 21, 2013, 07:17:07 AM
Shit I missed this too. :mittens:
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Aucoq

#8
October 21, 2013, 05:00:40 PM
That's the version they need to play on the radio. :mittens:

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 02, 2013, 07:49:58 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 02, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:

Which is kind of like saying "the smartest kid on the shortbus".   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
October 21, 2013, 11:36:31 PM
I missed this as well.  :lulz:
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
October 22, 2013, 12:57:12 AM
:mittens:

and

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 02, 2013, 08:20:08 PM
Is it a good thing I don't know which song this is?

The lyrics are great, though.

A VERY good thing.

And if someday you do find out, I don't suggest searching for the video.

Unless you intend to splice it with that chicken-fucking gif.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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