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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 26, 2013, 12:44:15 AM

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October 26, 2013, 12:44:15 AM
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Faust

#1
October 26, 2013, 12:48:20 AM
Have you got a death wish? Why don't you PM the Mgt while you're at it.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Payne

#2
October 26, 2013, 12:48:22 AM
SHIT FUCK DAMN

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
October 26, 2013, 12:50:23 AM
YOU'RE

                                        FUCKED

                                                                                     FOREVER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#4
October 26, 2013, 12:53:16 AM

Suu

#5
October 26, 2013, 01:08:16 AM
 :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache: :ohnotache:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Ben Shapiro

#6
October 26, 2013, 01:26:16 AM

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#7
October 26, 2013, 01:32:49 AM
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Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
October 26, 2013, 01:34:30 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
October 26, 2013, 01:43:59 AM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
October 26, 2013, 01:46:17 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 26, 2013, 01:43:59 AM


This picture is actually pretty awesome. Awesome as actual fuck. Not awesome like actual fuck, actually, and thankfully because that would be weird.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
October 26, 2013, 02:24:52 AM
:peedee:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#12
October 26, 2013, 02:55:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 26, 2013, 01:46:17 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 26, 2013, 01:43:59 AM


This picture is actually pretty awesome. Awesome as actual fuck. Not awesome like actual fuck, actually, and thankfully because that would be weird.

I find it to be quite delightful, myself.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
October 26, 2013, 03:25:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 26, 2013, 02:55:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 26, 2013, 01:46:17 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 26, 2013, 01:43:59 AM


This picture is actually pretty awesome. Awesome as actual fuck. Not awesome like actual fuck, actually, and thankfully because that would be weird.

I find it to be quite delightful, myself.

If this dude were my parish priest, I'd go to Mass regardless of whatever religion I happen to be at the moment. I mean, I'd just fucking have to.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#14
October 26, 2013, 03:26:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 26, 2013, 03:25:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 26, 2013, 02:55:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 26, 2013, 01:46:17 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 26, 2013, 01:43:59 AM


This picture is actually pretty awesome. Awesome as actual fuck. Not awesome like actual fuck, actually, and thankfully because that would be weird.

I find it to be quite delightful, myself.

If this dude were my parish priest, I'd go to Mass regardless of whatever religion I happen to be at the moment. I mean, I'd just fucking have to.

Me too. The power of awesome would compel me.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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