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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 26, 2013, 09:51:26 PM

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October 26, 2013, 09:51:26 PM
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FI9JE00/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk



I really need to start publishing erotica on Amazon.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

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October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bu🤠ns

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October 26, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
BIKAAAAW!
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    NSFW

Q. G. Pennyworth

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October 26, 2013, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!

OMG YES!  :fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 26, 2013, 10:17:56 PM
Quote from: Bu☆ns on October 26, 2013, 10:12:01 PM
BIKAAAAW!
      \
    NSFW

A classic! My favorite part is how the pterodactyls have to keep flapping while they're getting their dicks sucked.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 26, 2013, 10:19:10 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 10:15:47 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 26, 2013, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 26, 2013, 09:54:20 PM
I've never been able to write out the actual fucking. If I could get over that one little hurdle, I could make SO MUCH MONEY.

That's the part I'm good at. We should team up!

OMG YES!  :fap:

I can't even read plotline, my eyes glaze over. But I can crank out some seriously fucked-up sex scenes for other people to shoehorn into their plotlines, as long as I have a premise. Right now a friend and I are working on flossing porn.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

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October 26, 2013, 11:38:53 PM
We need a website for Discordian smut.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 26, 2013, 11:54:12 PM
Quote from: Pæs on October 26, 2013, 11:38:53 PM
We need a website for Discordian smut.

Or an international Discordian erotic fiction writers association Facebook group.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

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October 27, 2013, 12:16:00 AM
I am not ready for EITHER of my facebooks to see the smut I write.

Kai

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October 27, 2013, 09:25:31 PM
You guys should get LMNO on board. He wrote some truly horrendous Harry Potter horrorfic back in the day.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 28, 2013, 12:21:16 AM
DISCORDIPORN!  :aaa::1fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

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October 28, 2013, 01:35:20 AM
Courtship of Lavinia Whateley?

Q. G. Pennyworth

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October 28, 2013, 01:37:00 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 28, 2013, 03:48:43 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 01:37:00 PM
http://piratepad.net/oFjEAzsdat

See sig.

:lulz: That could be good. I've never read any Lovecraft but erotic Lovecraftian fanfic sounds promising.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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