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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, October 26, 2013, 11:46:07 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#15
October 27, 2013, 01:02:41 AM
I spoke about this to some high ranking government officials while wearing a giant suit.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro

#16
October 27, 2013, 01:11:30 AM
I have spoken to at least 10 people in a office.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
October 27, 2013, 01:15:22 AM
I don't tell my girlfriend where I live.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro

#18
October 27, 2013, 01:19:43 AM
I can only afford one key.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#19
October 27, 2013, 02:37:34 AM
I jack off to the D.A.R.E. lion.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro

#20
October 27, 2013, 03:00:59 AM Last Edit: October 27, 2013, 08:20:23 PM by Mr. Bear
I created the C.H.I.C.K.E.N club.

Payne

#21
October 27, 2013, 07:58:03 AM
I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
October 27, 2013, 03:19:41 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2013, 07:58:03 AM
I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
October 27, 2013, 03:51:51 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Forsooth

#24
October 27, 2013, 04:35:05 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 27, 2013, 12:09:05 AM
I just took two Advil and an Imodium. Am I going to hell?
dunno bout hell, but if you at any point in the future have to take any more of either, you'll develop a tolerance to both, which will then spiral out into pounding 10 oxycontin a day for headaches and injecting bleach directly into your stomach .

oh and inner-city kids will see your example (through some sort of clairvoyance) and be prompted to start smoking weed

totally not exaggerating or anything

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
October 27, 2013, 04:59:07 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Eater of Clowns

#26
October 27, 2013, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2013, 07:58:03 AM
I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

MAN TALK ABOUT A ONE TRICK PUNY
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
October 27, 2013, 05:24:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 27, 2013, 05:22:34 PM
Quote from: Payne on October 27, 2013, 07:58:03 AM
I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

MAN TALK ABOUT A ONE TRICK PUNY

I'M PRETTY PUNNY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#28
October 27, 2013, 05:37:32 PM
ELLA FITZGERALD'S WANG

HAHA HURRRRR

I MADE A PUN
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
October 27, 2013, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on October 27, 2013, 05:37:32 PM
ELLA FITZGERALD'S WANG

HAHA HURRRRR

I MADE A PUN

YOU'RE LIKE A MY LITTLE PUNNY

HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU GET THAT? I AM GENIUS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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