I suppose this is a safe topic to talk about now.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I spoke about this to some high ranking government officials while wearing a giant suit.

[Ben Shapiro]

I have spoken to at least 10 people in a office.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't tell my girlfriend where I live.

[Ben Shapiro]

I can only afford one key.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I jack off to the D.A.R.E. lion.

[Ben Shapiro]

I created the C.H.I.C.K.E.N club.

[Payne]

I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.policestateusa.com/2013/police-perform-simulated-drug-raid-on-5th-graders-child-attacked-by-police-dog/

[Forsooth]

I just took two Advil and an Imodium. Am I going to hell?

dunno bout hell, but if you at any point in the future have to take any more of either, you'll develop a tolerance to both, which will then spiral out into pounding 10 oxycontin a day for headaches and injecting bleach directly into your stomach .

oh and inner-city kids will see your example (through some sort of clairvoyance) and be prompted to start smoking weed

totally not exaggerating or anything

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://www.policestateusa.com/2013/police-perform-simulated-drug-raid-on-5th-graders-child-attacked-by-police-dog/

Small price to pay for KEEPING OUR SCHOOLS SAFE FROM DRUGZ

[Eater of Clowns]

I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

MAN TALK ABOUT A ONE TRICK PUNY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am wearing my Pun Glasses indoors.

Pun me Punnything!

MAN TALK ABOUT A ONE TRICK PUNY

I'M PRETTY PUNNY.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

ELLA FITZGERALD'S WANG

HAHA HURRRRR

I MADE A PUN

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ELLA FITZGERALD'S WANG

HAHA HURRRRR

I MADE A PUN

YOU'RE LIKE A MY LITTLE PUNNY

HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU GET THAT? I AM GENIUS.