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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 28, 2013, 08:37:28 PM

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October 28, 2013, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 28, 2013, 09:18:44 PM
"Abortion mills"... shitty, understaffed and sub-par clinics where mostly-poor people go to obtain abortions... do exist. Their existence is ensured by the increasing stigma and difficulty of offering abortions in a clean safe clinic environment; in other words, it is restrictive regulations and fear that perpetuate them in the first place.

This is true...But in the mind of the po'bucker, at least the Arizona variety, they are dens of iniquity that exist to lure pretty young blondes in so they can murder babies because libruls muhaha.  Texas, IIRC, thinks along the same lines.  At least they did when I lived there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#16
October 28, 2013, 09:34:10 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
The hell is an "Abortion mill"?

The abortion mill was a little-discussed feature of the Industrial Revolution.  Designed to keep "workers" at their harvesting cublices in the scalp and hand collections/processing facilities (and NOT home being preggers), it was to the abortionist what the cotton gin was to the farmer.  Imagine a water wheel adorned with alternating wire coathangers and toilet plungers and you've pretty much got the idea.  Use was not mandatory but distributed freely for a nominal fee, much like modern forms of population control (the iphone, xbox, McDonalds food,etc)

The asymetrical north/south distribution of abortion mills was a factor in the inception of the Civil War.

Abortion mills in the Blackstone Valley corridor led to the popularity of it's use as a dumping ground fro other stuff.  Trust me, after a few days you PREFFER to see cow heads wash by.

GOing to go eat something before more offensive stuff comes out of my brain - Richter
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 28, 2013, 09:36:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 28, 2013, 09:34:10 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
The hell is an "Abortion mill"?

The abortion mill was a little-discussed feature of the Industrial Revolution.  Designed to keep "workers" at their harvesting cublices in the scalp and hand collections/processing facilities (and NOT home being preggers), it was to the abortionist what the cotton gin was to the farmer.  Imagine a water wheel adorned with alternating wire coathangers and toilet plungers and you've pretty much got the idea.  Use was not mandatory but distributed freely for a nominal fee, much like modern forms of population control (the iphone, xbox, McDonalds food,etc)

The asymetrical north/south distribution of abortion mills was a factor in the inception of the Civil War.

Abortion mills in the Blackstone Valley corridor led to the popularity of it's use as a dumping ground fro other stuff.  Trust me, after a few days you PREFFER to see cow heads wash by.

GOing to go eat something before more offensive stuff comes out of my brain - Richter

Richter makes EVERYTHING better.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#18
October 28, 2013, 09:36:41 PM
I think my vagina just snapped shut forever.

Aucoq

#19
October 28, 2013, 09:37:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 28, 2013, 09:34:10 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 08:51:33 PM
The hell is an "Abortion mill"?

The abortion mill was a little-discussed feature of the Industrial Revolution.  Designed to keep "workers" at their harvesting cublices in the scalp and hand collections/processing facilities (and NOT home being preggers), it was to the abortionist what the cotton gin was to the farmer.  Imagine a water wheel adorned with alternating wire coathangers and toilet plungers and you've pretty much got the idea.  Use was not mandatory but distributed freely for a nominal fee, much like modern forms of population control (the iphone, xbox, McDonalds food,etc)

The asymetrical north/south distribution of abortion mills was a factor in the inception of the Civil War.

Abortion mills in the Blackstone Valley corridor led to the popularity of it's use as a dumping ground fro other stuff.  Trust me, after a few days you PREFFER to see cow heads wash by.

GOing to go eat something before more offensive stuff comes out of my brain - Richter

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

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October 28, 2013, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:36:41 PM
I think my vagina just snapped shut forever.

I think I'm quoting that.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#21
October 28, 2013, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 28, 2013, 09:36:41 PM
I think my vagina just snapped shut forever.

"One of many services we provide!"
Richter TM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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