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ATTN: MRS. NIGELSON

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, October 29, 2013, 04:03:34 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

PLEASE GET YOUR CLEAVAGE OFF THE TABLE, IT'S DISTURBING SOME OF OUR OTHER CUSTOMERS. THANK YOU.

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Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 29, 2013, 04:03:34 PM
PLEASE GET YOUR CLEAVAGE OFF THE TABLE, IT'S DISTURBING SOME OF OUR OTHER CUSTOMERS. THANK YOU.

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