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Started by Pæs, November 15, 2013, 05:51:40 AM

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Eater of Clowns

I plugged in a bunch of them but none of them matter because of this one's sheer total insanity:

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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cain

I'm glad you found out that discovery, too.

Whatever it is.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2013, 02:11:58 PM
I'm glad you found out that discovery, too.

Whatever it is.

I believe the discovery it refers to is this:

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Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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This will save hours minutes of time wasted thinking of shit to say :lulz:

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I wonder if there's a way to automatically post it in your twitter feed.

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looking for the man and then its hard for you to get your head around phirrip but some of us actually speak more than one language you see.

yeah I suspected my cat had been sleeping around...

hmm interesting proposition, what kind of herbs and spices would you recommend?

vamos a pile of kittens in barca...

Is comin to give a fuck?

how about ''your mum'' that more than one language you see.

fuckin 6 lil ones, should make a pile of herbs and spices would you recommend?

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nah just found a silent room...

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I do frequently talk about our owl friends and how fast they move.

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Sorry but we ain't even close to that content.

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Gave it a try, this was the best of a dozen or so clicks. The last one especially sounds like something I might post with as often as the laptop gives me problems.
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Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
This needs to be combined with that site which makes your posts very slightly incomprehensible (Nigel knows the one).

Oh shit yes! I forget what the URL is but I have it saved on my desktop at home.
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It mostly gets really bad when I don't want a coffin, anyway.

Nicely done, you just discovered the Tag Photo function.

Yeah he is marginally smarter than to really handle on it being called dumb. Also seems to TAKE action. You lay claim to paraphrase. ...

You've been shunned, and you grew up and hang out until he listen?

All right IN deposits, and shame on him for defending him.

She threw a social life and choose between not an utter shitbag for the rest of their frazzled nerves with more of those containers of hilarity in FRONT OF MY FUCKING assholes, the lot of it through the proper channels. If YOU HAVENT SEEN IT BECAUSE YOU went throught the court. YOUR child support has to be right.

You must be back in 200 years, for a bit.

I remember when a third CUP!

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Freeky

HEY ALLA YOUSE SPAGS.

I'm pretty sure I did say this, several times.   :lulz:

Trivial

Just saw the biggest fucking spider in their 401k?
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There are more nipples in the world than people.

Trivial

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Can't stop clicking.

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There are more nipples in the world than people.

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If you jam them all together in a big paragraph, it looks like noob word salad.  :lol:

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