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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 27, 2013, 01:22:55 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

November 27, 2013, 01:22:55 AM
Portland city buses are now sporting wraparound ads that declare "FREE YOURSELF IN TUCSON, SEE YOURSELF IN TUCSON".

What in the fuck are you people up to? :crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 27, 2013, 01:23:58 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 01:22:55 AM
Portland city buses are now sporting wraparound ads that declare "FREE YOURSELF IN TUCSON, SEE YOURSELF IN TUCSON".

What in the fuck are you people up to? :crankey:

Even the devil advertises, so why wouldn't Tucson? 

We're lonely.  We want all of you to come up here and be our special friends forever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 27, 2013, 01:26:55 AM
Only with Tucson's love, the love of Tzeench, can you truly be free.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lenin McCarthy

#3
November 27, 2013, 01:36:08 AM
Obviously, Tucson has taken your souls. And is challenging you to go there to take them back.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They won't listen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
November 27, 2013, 01:42:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They won't listen.

Put it on the side of a bus. That'd get their attention.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
November 27, 2013, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:42:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They won't listen.

Put it on the side of a bus. That'd get their attention.

What, the jeep?  Well, okay.  BRB.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
November 27, 2013, 01:44:56 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They would, in fact.

I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 27, 2013, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They would, in fact.

I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"

We have the sun up here.  Your pasty-faced lowlanders would shrivel up like raisins.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
November 27, 2013, 02:04:08 AM
Although to tell the truth, odds are that the thought would be more along the lines of "I WONDER IF I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE BRIDGES IF I GO THERE?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
November 27, 2013, 02:05:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They would, in fact.

I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"

We have the sun up here.  Your pasty-faced lowlanders would shrivel up like raisins.

Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 27, 2013, 02:08:32 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:04:08 AM
Although to tell the truth, odds are that the thought would be more along the lines of "I WONDER IF I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE BRIDGES IF I GO THERE?"

Then there's the awful truth of the matter.  Yes, you can stop worrying about the bridges.  But you also stop worrying about ANYTHING, because you have FOREVER from now on, and a very limited number of things to do with that FOREVER, and it's always warm and we never grow old and and and I love it here.  I love it so much, sometimes I can't stop screaming how much I love it.  If my asshole had vocal chords, I'd eat beans and BELLOW MY LOVE FOR TUCSON.

So everyone should come down here.  No, it only LOOKS like it's uphill.  It's down.  All the way to the bottom, where the sickness lives.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 27, 2013, 02:09:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies
Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.

So like now, only flatter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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