ATTN ANY EX-PDers WHO ARE ALSO BABIES.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This, combined with the whole facebook thing made my soul tired.

My soul is tired, PD.

I don't know who this is directed to, Alty, but it doesn't matter.

I'm tired of people I respect and used to respect leaving. Either we that remain are not making our points, or they that leave aren't. Maybe it's both. And that makes me tired. Weary, even. No one's to blame here, I'm just saying how I feel. Tired. Weary.

Not going anywhere. Just tired and weary.

I may return to the Nephewhood in the near future for sabbatical.

Give soul coffee, acquire come-ups.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think that a lot of people leave because they don't like being somewhere their dearly-held beliefs will be challenged, actually.

Even worse, a lot of people who pride themselves on their ability to question their dearly held views THINK they're doing it right.

PROTIP: You are always doing it wrong.

And so are all the Nigels, they accept it, why dont you?

WE HAVEN'T STOPPED FUCKING UP SINCE DAY ONE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dude, did you check out ROGER? He MADE A MISTAKE POSTING AN ERROR.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And PROUD.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.

People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"

[Reginald Ret]

Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.

People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.

People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"

That, and when you just say "OK, my mistake" and move on, NOBODY REMEMBERS. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dude, did you check out ROGER? He MADE A MISTAKE POSTING AN ERROR.

I can fuck up a wet dream.  Seriously. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.

People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"

Nigel says this, like it's easy.  But everyone else has Nigel's dick up their ass.  Nigel does not have her dick up her ass.

So when people get all pissed off and cranky, it's not about the error, it's about Nigel's wang jammed up their prostate.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Well if it BOTHERS them so much, maybe they'd like it better with a French tickler?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Well if it BOTHERS them so much, maybe they'd like it better with a French tickler?

That would make me more comfortable in blaming Nigel for ALL THE THINGS, definitely.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.

People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"

That, and when you just say "OK, my mistake" and move on, NOBODY REMEMBERS. 

Yeah, there's something magical about admitting you're wrong, which is that it induces amnesia in everyone witnessing it. There's no rebuttal and nothing to say, really, other than "happens to the best of us".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's the deal; realizing and ADMITTING you're wrong is about the biggest growing opportunity there is.

People ask me, "Nigel, how is it that you're right all the damn time?" and I say "My secret is that I'm not! I'm WRONG AS FUCK all the fucking time! And then by recognizing that I'm BEING WRONG I am able to see what is ACTUALLY RIGHT! So then I tell you fuckers, and that makes you hate me. Everybody wins!"

Nigel says this, like it's easy.  But everyone else has Nigel's dick up their ass.  Nigel does not have her dick up her ass.

So when people get all pissed off and cranky, it's not about the error, it's about Nigel's wang jammed up their prostate.

I thought they LIKED that.

[Salty]

Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.

[Payne]

Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.

FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!

MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!