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NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH

Started by Salty, December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM

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December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 01, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Speed gets air in your lungs.  You know this to be true.

Crap.  Now I'm getting the Holies™.  Must consult with Nurse Enabler.  Good night.

DOUR,
Yowza!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#2
December 01, 2013, 05:13:34 AM
ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ALASKA THEN.

IT MAY BE DARK AND COLD AND HORRIBLE AND LACKING IN CULTURE THAT HASN'T BEEN STRIPPED DOWN AND CO OPTED INTO A WAX MUMMY NIGHTSHITS OF DOOM AND SMILEY FACES.

BUT IT HAS BEEN MY HOME FOR SO LONG. AND SURE PEOPLE FREEZE TO DEATH. AND SURE PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROPER WINTER GEAR IN A VERY PRIMAL SENSE.

SURE.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#3
December 01, 2013, 05:14:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Speed gets air in your lungs.  You know this to be true.

Crap.  Now I'm getting the Holies™.  Must consult with Nurse Enabler.  Good night.

DOUR,
Yowza!

NO BIKE FAST ENOUGH.

WHY DIDN'T I GET A GAS MOTOR?! :horrormirth:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 01, 2013, 05:17:17 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:14:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Speed gets air in your lungs.  You know this to be true.

Crap.  Now I'm getting the Holies™.  Must consult with Nurse Enabler.  Good night.

DOUR,
Yowza!

NO BIKE FAST ENOUGH.

WHY DIDN'T I GET A GAS MOTOR?! :horrormirth:

SHITBOX JEEP.

I HAS ONE.

GET OVER HERE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
December 01, 2013, 05:17:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:13:34 AM
ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ALASKA THEN.

IT MAY BE DARK AND COLD AND HORRIBLE AND LACKING IN CULTURE THAT HASN'T BEEN STRIPPED DOWN AND CO OPTED INTO A WAX MUMMY NIGHTSHITS OF DOOM AND SMILEY FACES.

BUT IT HAS BEEN MY HOME FOR SO LONG. AND SURE PEOPLE FREEZE TO DEATH. AND SURE PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROPER WINTER GEAR IN A VERY PRIMAL SENSE.

SURE.

What's "winter"?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#6
December 01, 2013, 05:18:46 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:17:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:13:34 AM
ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ALASKA THEN.

IT MAY BE DARK AND COLD AND HORRIBLE AND LACKING IN CULTURE THAT HASN'T BEEN STRIPPED DOWN AND CO OPTED INTO A WAX MUMMY NIGHTSHITS OF DOOM AND SMILEY FACES.

BUT IT HAS BEEN MY HOME FOR SO LONG. AND SURE PEOPLE FREEZE TO DEATH. AND SURE PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROPER WINTER GEAR IN A VERY PRIMAL SENSE.

SURE.

What's "winter"?

IT'S WHEN GAWD REMEMBERS YOUR BEATING HEART VERY SPECIFICALLY.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 01, 2013, 07:03:29 AM
I have what I feel is probably a completely legitimate concern that you are going to die this winter, Alty.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#8
December 01, 2013, 08:07:02 AM
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SECOND COMING.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ben Shapiro

#9
December 01, 2013, 10:04:42 AM
Alty can't die! Who's going to take me Palin hunting?

Trivial

#10
December 02, 2013, 04:18:20 AM
Is there a season other than winter and mosquitoes there?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Salty

#11
December 02, 2013, 04:27:25 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on December 02, 2013, 04:18:20 AM
Is there a season other than winter and mosquitoes there?

Construction and Breakup!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#12
December 02, 2013, 04:27:45 AM
Magical times.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#13
December 02, 2013, 04:28:42 AM
HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

minuspace

#14
December 02, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 04:28:42 AM
HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM. HURTS SO GOOD I GOT A SOREGASM.
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