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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 30, 2013, 07:54:52 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 30, 2013, 07:54:52 AM
http://www.viralnova.com/hidden-dam/

You're never safe.  Even at the top of a vertical dam.  Bastards swarm right up it, gore you to death.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#1
November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
November 30, 2013, 07:12:23 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 02, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?

No.  All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors.  Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them.  And it keeps evanglists away.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 02, 2013, 04:15:20 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 07:12:23 PM
WHAT THE FUCK

I told you guys llamas are fucking dangerous.  You called me a tool of the state.

And yet this article seems to bear out my side of the story.  You see the horns on that bastard?  He'd gut a person like a fish for any reason or NO REASON AT ALL.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#5
December 02, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?

No.  All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors.  Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them.  And it keeps evanglists away.

Who would I pray to? I'm the only messiah I recognise in these parts.

The Good Reverend Roger

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December 02, 2013, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?

No.  All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors.  Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them.  And it keeps evanglists away.

Who would I pray to? I'm the only messiah I recognise in these parts.

Then you're FUCKED FOREVER.  The llamas will rip you open from asshole to breakfast.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#7
December 02, 2013, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?

No.  All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors.  Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them.  And it keeps evanglists away.

Who would I pray to? I'm the only messiah I recognise in these parts.

Then you're FUCKED FOREVER.  The llamas will rip you open from asshole to breakfast.

:jebus:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
December 18, 2013, 08:27:41 PM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
December 19, 2013, 12:56:30 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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