SCIENCE! (and/or fap material)

[Bruno]

I think the fireworks are non-toxic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_%28firework%29

[minuspace]

I think the fireworks are non-toxic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_%28firework%29

Being anointed with God's power is also helpful to some:
http://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/09/new-series-snake-salvation-premieres-tomorrow/

[Resigned Obligatorily]

Awesome, when I was a child you could buy little dime-sized pellets of that stuff with your news-years sparklers and such...  We would light them at the dinner table ...  Might still be found in china?

You can still find those sold on Indian reservations.