Senor LMNO I have a question

[P3nT4gR4m]

Clearly, P3nt's approach to drinking has more in common with hand-to-hand combat than most peoples'.

Drinking and hand to hand combat go together like a horse and carriage!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Clearly, P3nt's approach to drinking has more in common with hand-to-hand combat than most peoples'.

Drinking and hand to hand combat go together like a horse and carriage!

Man, there's just nothing about you that isn't Scottish, is there?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Clearly, P3nt's approach to drinking has more in common with hand-to-hand combat than most peoples'.

Drinking and hand to hand combat go together like a horse and carriage!

Man, there's just nothing about you that isn't Scottish, is there?

I can think of one thing.

When attacked by an Englishman, P3NT does not take the moment to attack the Scots surrounding him.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Clearly, P3nt's approach to drinking has more in common with hand-to-hand combat than most peoples'.

Drinking and hand to hand combat go together like a horse and carriage!

Man, there's just nothing about you that isn't Scottish, is there?

I can think of one thing.

When attacked by an Englishman, P3NT does not take the moment to attack the Scots surrounding him.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Good vodka is nothing short of amazing.

Most stores do not sell good vodka.  In which case, as P3nt says, it still serves a role.  Just make sure it doesn't touch the sides on the way down.

There's a local vodka that's amazing. I am rarely a vodka drinker, but Mew Deal is fucking phenomenal. http://www.newdealdistillery.com/

[Suu]

I've heard some really good things about microdistilleries.

[Ben Shapiro]

Everclear or go fucking home!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Everclear or go fucking home!

This.

Because why ENJOY your drunk?   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also everclear is not sold in the commonwealth of massachusetts. Also its a shitty band.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also i am looking to enjoy a good drink as roger says. I can get fucked up on cheap rotgut for the purpose of getting fucked up cheaply and quickly any day but thats not what im looking for here.
Im looking to do a bit of chemistry.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have a story about rotgut. A few months ago my friend Z (himself a former off-the-books microdistiller of eponymously-named absinthe, which he got in a bit of trouble over) picked me up and we drove to Longview on a lark, and I proceeded to have three drinks in some shitty bar. Whiskey soda. WORST BOURBON I HAVE EVER TASTED.

On the way home, I was FUCKED UP. FUCKED. UP. Good think I wasn't driving, we would have spent the night in Longview. The next day I was hideously sick.

Just a couple weeks ago, on Thanksgiving, I was talking to the head distiller from a distillery in Colorado, and he explained exactly why that is: with good liquors, they pull off enough of the methanol-containing head to make sure none is left in their finished product. The cheap distillers also do this, but then they remove enough of the methanol from the head to make it legal to add back to their batch. So while it isn't much, you end up with a mild case of methanol poisoning on top of a normal hangover. 

[Suu]

Also everclear is not sold in the commonwealth of massachusetts. Also its a shitty band.

But it IS sold in the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations and the State of New Hampshire, AND RI just went tax free. So, even though MA is tax free, we still have better booze.

This means you no longer have to give your money to Freestaters, you can give it to the Hutts instead.

[LMNO]

I have a story about rotgut. A few months ago my friend Z (himself a former off-the-books microdistiller of eponymously-named absinthe, which he got in a bit of trouble over) picked me up and we drove to Longview on a lark, and I proceeded to have three drinks in some shitty bar. Whiskey soda. WORST BOURBON I HAVE EVER TASTED.

On the way home, I was FUCKED UP. FUCKED. UP. Good think I wasn't driving, we would have spent the night in Longview. The next day I was hideously sick.

Just a couple weeks ago, on Thanksgiving, I was talking to the head distiller from a distillery in Colorado, and he explained exactly why that is: with good liquors, they pull off enough of the methanol-containing head to make sure none is left in their finished product. The cheap distillers also do this, but then they remove enough of the methanol from the head to make it legal to add back to their batch. So while it isn't much, you end up with a mild case of methanol poisoning on top of a normal hangover. 

They put it BACK?  Why?  That seems like it would be an added cost...

[Suu]

I have a story about rotgut. A few months ago my friend Z (himself a former off-the-books microdistiller of eponymously-named absinthe, which he got in a bit of trouble over) picked me up and we drove to Longview on a lark, and I proceeded to have three drinks in some shitty bar. Whiskey soda. WORST BOURBON I HAVE EVER TASTED.

On the way home, I was FUCKED UP. FUCKED. UP. Good think I wasn't driving, we would have spent the night in Longview. The next day I was hideously sick.

Just a couple weeks ago, on Thanksgiving, I was talking to the head distiller from a distillery in Colorado, and he explained exactly why that is: with good liquors, they pull off enough of the methanol-containing head to make sure none is left in their finished product. The cheap distillers also do this, but then they remove enough of the methanol from the head to make it legal to add back to their batch. So while it isn't much, you end up with a mild case of methanol poisoning on top of a normal hangover.

What the fuck?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also everclear is not sold in the commonwealth of massachusetts. Also its a shitty band.

But it IS sold in the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations and the State of New Hampshire, AND RI just went tax free. So, even though MA is tax free, we still have better booze.

This means you no longer have to give your money to Freestaters, you can give it to the Hutts instead.

I may well get some next time i visit but i would take the journey for the purpose.
Also echoing sentiment about the methanol wtf