Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Nigel & Stella, thanks for having my back.

Natch. I know how much it sucks to be strung up to dry because everyone thinks defending you is a waste of their time, or whatever reason it is that people do that.

It's not even that, so much as everyone lining up to say what a fine fellow he is, and how the whole mess was my fucking fault...When I hadn't said anything to him before he fucking went sideways and decided that I was the antichrist.

And also the part where that shitweasel twid took me to task for doing all the things I NEVER FUCKING DID, for motives I NEVER FUCKING HAD.

HAD to be your fault though; you're Roger.

Yeah, and that shit has fucking gotten really old.

[Salty]

Charley was a crazy old man stranded in New Mexico with a dead dick and Eartha flattering his ass.
Coyote, what's YOUR excuse?

Jesus. You know, I am still really mad at Charley for just dropping me.like that. But that's some pretty hard shit.

I guess I shoved my foot into my own asshole.

For that I am sorry. Roger, you know I trust you and got your back.

It has been a long day, and this is open bar. I didnt realize we were at MAXIMUM WARP.

I guess I was just confused and concerned. This shit right here,.talking shit about Charleys medical problems, that has signed me right the fuck out.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Charley was a crazy old man stranded in New Mexico with a dead dick and Eartha flattering his ass.
Coyote, what's YOUR excuse?

Jesus. You know, I am still really mad at Charley for just dropping me.like that. But that's some pretty hard shit.

I guess I shoved my foot into my own asshole.

For that I am sorry. Roger, you know I trust you and got your back.

It has been a long day, and this is open bar. I didnt realize we were at MAXIMUM WARP.

I guess I was just confused and concerned. This shit right here,.talking shit about Charleys medical problems, that has signed me right the fuck out.

S'ok.

And Charley's problems weren't medical.  That shit started long before his decline in health.  It was at the time that you were going to visit him, IIRC.

[Salty]

Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

Citing that as a possible contributing factor to him totally losing his shit is "calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery"?

Looks like we've got another one.

[Salty]

 

Let me tell you why I thought.the Coyote had gone:

He has not made a big claim as to why things arent so. I would figure a reasonable Mensch (as I have in the past considered Coyote) would tell his Disco Bros what was up,.from his side.

That he has not done this enough to make a whole thread boggles my mind.

That goes for all.of you.out there, too butthurt to air your butthurt. Why?

C'mon, we are all here, let us chat.

Why stop and just passively shit?

Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

Citing that as a possible contributing factor to him totally losing his shit is "calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery"?

Looks like we've got another one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I could undergo some shitty procedure you could talk shit about when I am gone.

Do me a favor and dont talk to me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

[Salty]

No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Let me tell you why I thought.the Coyote had gone:

He has not made a big claim as to why things arent so. I would figure a reasonable Mensch (as I have in the past considered Coyote) would tell his Disco Bros what was up,.from his side.

The thread where it happened is all that he really ever said at the time.  Then he came back and vented about how I was born bad, etc, etc.

He's had all the time in the world to make his case.  What he actually said was "I always felt Roger was a shitty person", or something very much like it.

[Salty]

Let me tell you why I thought.the Coyote had gone:

He has not made a big claim as to why things arent so. I would figure a reasonable Mensch (as I have in the past considered Coyote) would tell his Disco Bros what was up,.from his side.

The thread where it happened is all that he really ever said at the time.  Then he came back and vented about how I was born bad, etc, etc.

He's had all the time in the world to make his case.  What he actually said was "I always felt Roger was a shitty person", or something very much like it.

Well that is shitty.

Coyote, if that is how you feel, you are dumb.

[Salty]

No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

No reason to, since you're just going to twist everything to your own batshit little agenda.
Buh-bye, fuckface.

And yet, you persist.

Yeah, Charley had problems. But calling him out for a broken sexual organ because of a terrible surgery is sort of, you know, FUCKED.

After what he did to Stella, Nigel, and myself, I really can't get worked up about it.

Ok.

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

And yet you persist.
Lying sack of shit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, not ok. You dont feel that way, that is fine, I dont hold it against you.

No matter how badly I hate someone I stop short of making fun of their disabilties. Or use it as ammunition.

Because it is both cruel and pathetic.

Yeah, well, Charley felt that it was funny, at EB&G, to bring up the cardiac issues I had.  Something about "the natural result of my behavior".

So not too worried about it.  Besides, as far as I'm concerned, the nasty old piece of shit stopped existing quite some time ago.  I just regret wasting a great story idea on him.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, I can't express how glad I am that Twid decided to do a little preaching in the interest of attention-whoring peacemaking.

It has worked out so well.