Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

So here's the basic gist of the business card I was thinking of : bit.ly/1fzeHRT

I think the wording needs some tweaking. :P But it's a good basic, yes? :P

Cannot see. 

Change line 4 to "Dispensing Advice Since The Johnson Administration"?

From birth, then.
Though anything evocative of LBJ inspires THE HOLIES.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Fiddling with things. Don't mind me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like that, but I was also thinking about something like this:



Or this:





Just because. Maybe with Roger's serene face superimposed over a waterfall with a Zen stack of rocks and a willow tree in the background.

[Pæs]

WAIT, AM I BEING LUMPED IN WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE TOUCHY?

FUCK YOU, ECH. MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY A CASSOWARY RECEIVING A STEAM-PIPE ENEMA, YOU INSENSITIVE SHITROD.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

USE THE FU MANCHU PSYCHO SMILE FACE

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I like that, but I was also thinking about something like this:



Or this:





Just because. Maybe with Roger's serene face superimposed over a waterfall with a Zen stack of rocks and a willow tree in the background.

YES. OR A UNICORN.

[Pæs]

IT HAS TO BE AN ENSŌ WITH SOMETHING SUGGESTIVE OF GOATSEHANDS ON EITHER SIDE.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"I like to think of myself as enlightening, affirming, and empowering."
- The Reverend Doktor Hamish Howl,
Author of I'm Okay, You're an Assgoblin"

[Suu]

If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

I keep telling You People, sea level isn't safe for humans.

I am beginning to see the error in my ways.

"of"

Kill your phone.

JESUS FUCK THIS THING. *kicks it and goes back to her dumb phone*

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If we seriously get a dump of snow tomorrow as predicted, there's a good chance my last final will be postponed, which means that I have to reschedule my flights to take it, or miss it completely. I am not completely and totally pissed off at everything in world, and wish the snow-lovers who wished for this shit a painful, burning, heat strokity death this summer.

That is all.

-Suu
Ready to fucking make heads roll. Delayed flights is one thing, fucking with the completion of my degree is another.

I keep telling You People, sea level isn't safe for humans.

I am beginning to see the error in my ways.

"of"

Kill your phone.

JESUS FUCK THIS THING. *kicks it and goes back to her dumb phone*

I was unaware that Jesus was handing out the hot dickings.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

USE THE FU MANCHU PSYCHO SMILE FACE

That is, in fact, the exact face I was envisioning.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also,  and yes to all of the above.

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Or shit like this: