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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 18, 2013, 12:17:43 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Nephew Twiddleton

Ist automatisch anlaufen!

Automatisch! Anlaufen!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Payne

Man, I want an endless screw now.

LMNO

How quickly does your skin regenerate?

Payne

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:28:11 PM
How quickly does your skin regenerate?

Judging by all the scratches that I have on my hands from the KITTENS earlier today, no less than several hours.

Should I bring some dressing bandages and such?

LMNO

Neosporin, Advil, and gauze. You'll be fine.

Payne

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
Neosporin, Advil, and gauze. You'll be fine.

Awesome. You see how I'm just taking your word for it, regardless of all those horrible rumours I've heard?

LMNO

Ok, granted, it's a pretty specific definition of "fine", but still.

Payne

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 21, 2013, 06:39:00 PM
Ok, granted, it's a pretty specific definition of "fine", but still.

so... "fine" as in "not requiring immediate medical attention"?

That'll do for me!