Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

[Payne]

Christmas?  I'll give ya Christmas, fat man...

This picture is AWESOME.

This picture also turns me on.

And I want to WOMP it.

[Payne]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

[Payne]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So my dad was just here for his Saturday visit.

He spent the last fifteen minutes describing my brother's bathroom. It was at once amusing and torturous.

[Payne]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.

I didn't like it. I'm sure I read in your post a certain british style inflection and dryness that makes me think you didn't either. Although that's hard to do online.

Basically, I just thought you were Helen Mirren being sarcastic at me, and it thrilled me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, final word on this "Duck Dynasty" nonsense.  The show's producer wanted to give the people what they wanted, which was some harmless, sanitized backwoods hillbilly rubes to laugh at.  But then the craziest-looking one goes off-script in someone else's media, and shows White America a piece of itself that we all felt had been rinsed down the drain ages ago.  This is NOT why they turned on the TV.

It occurs to me that if I was A&E's chief producer, I would not only fire the cast, I'd fire the producer who ran the show.  In fact, the whole production team.  A Stalinist purge, for the encouragement of the others, so to speak.

Oh, and while we were all freaking out over that, the "left wing" senate passed the NDAA.

Merry Christmas.

This idiot congressional candidate likened him to ROSA PARKS.

Whether it was a purposeful thing where he was paid off to say "Hey! Look over here while we fuck things up!" or he's really that big of a cretin, it'll keep everybody focused on MossFace for another week at least.

[Payne]

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

PAYNE WINS ALL THE INTERNETS FOREVER 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.

I didn't like it. I'm sure I read in your post a certain british style inflection and dryness that makes me think you didn't either. Although that's hard to do online.

Basically, I just thought you were Helen Mirren being sarcastic at me, and it thrilled me.

I found it to be something of a cheap trick. But I did laugh. I secretly believe Benedict Cumberbatch found that whole thing repugnant but did it anyway in the name of selling his image.

[Cain]

Thank you.  Those two videos were certainly not my best commentary, either.  I really need to try not doing it live some day, and see how much of an improvement that is. 

It does remove the challenge somewhat, though, which is no fun.

I've not played ME3, or any of the mass effect games, but I like the in-the-moment commentary. I also want to buy the game so I can play it cause it looks cool, but I'm fairly certain my computer and connection would be a little problematic.

Depends, Mass Effect 1 was released in 2008, so your computer, unless it's really quite old, should be able to handle that.  Even ME3's shiny graphics are not that system intensive...hell, the main problem is putting up with Origin, EA's craptastic answer to Steam.

You only need internet for ME3 MP too.

Once I finish the Dragon Age playthrough (likely from about May onwards), I may do a singleplayer ME1 to 3 campaign.  Probably without player input though, just my choices.

[Payne]

SLIGHTLY?

Cain's voice could power-bottom me all night long.

I'm a little turned on right now.

No need to be embarrassed. Cains superpower is pance-wettening, and rolls 2d12+Charisma for damage.

I believe it.

Cain, if you want to branch out your videos, you'd get all the fan-girls if you did readings of various poems and books and put 'em on YouTube. Although you'd get compared to Benedict Cumberbatch in the comments for every vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPp74zh8lM

Ah yes. Panties were exploding left and right in that audience And then later online. And every time it is viewed, I am sure. I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates, when I watched it.

I didn't like it. I'm sure I read in your post a certain british style inflection and dryness that makes me think you didn't either. Although that's hard to do online.

Basically, I just thought you were Helen Mirren being sarcastic at me, and it thrilled me.

I found it to be something of a cheap trick. But I did laugh. I secretly believe Benedict Cumberbatch found that whole thing repugnant but did it anyway in the name of selling his image.

I still find the name funny.

Ben-eh-dicked Come-ber-batch.

Eh.

Needs work.

Though the name generator is endless fun, that has just this past minute or so made me almost drown in dr. pepper/ coca cola mixed with famous grouse, when swallowing became a thing I used to do at a very inopportune moment - following the moment I read "Blubberdick Chickenstrips".

[Pæs]