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December 31, 2013, 02:13:59 AM
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 31, 2013, 02:26:19 AM
SHIT YEAH
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
December 31, 2013, 02:45:04 AM
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Nephew Twiddleton

#4
December 31, 2013, 02:49:56 AM
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Nephew Twiddleton

#5
December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.

Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.

But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting.  Or Jesus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.

Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.

But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting.  Or Jesus.

Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?

And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
December 31, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.

Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.

But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting.  Or Jesus.

Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?

And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?

Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet.  There is no middle ground here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
December 31, 2013, 03:10:38 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.

Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.

But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting.  Or Jesus.

Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?

And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?

Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet.  There is no middle ground here.

Hmmm...

Can I postpone my decision until we see whether or not Gwar plays the half-time show?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 31, 2013, 03:13:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:10:38 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.

Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.

But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting.  Or Jesus.

Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?

And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?

Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet.  There is no middle ground here.

Hmmm...

Can I postpone my decision until we see whether or not Gwar plays the half-time show?

GWAR is unrelated.  Wanting the superbowl just for GWAR is like saying you want the Swedish bikini team...to make you a turkey pot pie.  It's a question of scrambled motivations and possible terrorist leanings.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:13:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:10:38 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
Now, I hate football. I hate sports actually. I think they're boring. It's actually really surprising that I like baseball, which is admittedly pretty boring unless you are emotionally invested in a team like I am with the Red Sox. But, if Gwar plays the 2015 Superbowl, I will watch the whole damn game.

Hating football is okay, if you're a Canadian or some other form of communist.

But hating the Superbowl is like hating skeet shooting.  Or Jesus.

Can I pull the Irish card on the Superbowl?

And can I likewise pull the American card on soccer?

Either you like the Superbowl or you hate America and secretly keep a picture of Benedict Arnold in your wallet.  There is no middle ground here.

Hmmm...

Can I postpone my decision until we see whether or not Gwar plays the half-time show?

GWAR is unrelated.  Wanting the superbowl just for GWAR is like saying you want the Swedish bikini team...to make you a turkey pot pie.  It's a question of scrambled motivations and possible terrorist leanings.

So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#12
December 31, 2013, 03:18:20 AM
The majority of Team Vodka only watched the last two Superbowls because of Beyoncé and Madonna.

Obviously, they LOVE kissing terrorists on the beard. Or just beards in general.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 31, 2013, 03:18:53 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 31, 2013, 03:17:39 AM

So.... I do or do not want the Swedish bikini team to make me food? I like turkey and pot pies, but I don't want to find myself on a list. And I'm not entirely sure whether a red blooded American male prefers turkey pot pie or the Swedish bikini team. I suspect it's the Swedish bikini team, but I do have the EU problem.

This is why you are always going to live on the East coast, Twid.  Anywhere in real America, you'd be shot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
December 31, 2013, 03:19:11 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 03:18:20 AM
The majority of Team Vodka only watched the last two Superbowls because of Beyoncé and Madonna.

Obviously, they LOVE kissing terrorists on the beard. Or just beards in general.

:mittens:
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