Simple relationship test

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Who do you think was on top? RWHN , or Holist? I think they would just get in 69 position and smell each others farts.

Nixon-san on top of both of them would be my guess.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN^(TM) presuming to EMPOWER^(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.

BUT IT COMES WITH A NEW HAT!

Mildly NSFW

[Ben Shapiro]

Who do you think was on top? RWHN , or Holist? I think they would just get in 69 position and smell each others farts.

Nixon-san on top of both of them would be my guess.

[Dildo Argentino]

Are you trying to be an insensitive prick on purpose, or do you just have a knack for it?

Oh, this was in response to Alty.  Sorry, I've been sleeping all day, didn't quite get it.

Holist is an even bigger ass pimple than I thought.

Is it?

Like, supposed to ilicit an emotional reaction out of me?

No, Alty, I repeat, it was not in response to you, as I hadn't read the open bar thread when I posted this. I was completely unaware that you were having troubles. And I am glad to hear that I caused no harm by accident.

[Dildo Argentino]

You're totally one of those people who blames other people when you come across as a douche. The possibility that it might be the way you present yourself just can't even enter your mind, can it? No, it's not that you came across like a pompous know-it-all paternalistic ass, it's that ROGER IS MEAN.

You are totally one of those people with the urgent, overriding need to know what the score is. At times, this stops you from thinking interesting things, which you would otherwise actually find interesting.

The possibility that it might be the way I present myself is never far from my mind, actually. It is probably the reason I am still pestering you people: I can't figure out what it is about the way I present myself that makes me so universally loathed here. Of course, I am quite convinced that the dynamic is not entirely of my own making (you have described the shit-stained glasses very well yourself), but I keep wondering about my contribution. I have occasionally achieved approval, but managed to revert it very quickly every time. It usually had something to do with something I passionately disagreed about with some prominent of PD.

You say I come across as a pompous know-it-all paterinalistic ass. I try not to, but I apparently do. Incidents such as Gogira's question about her kid are remembered by others in a manner that completely different to how I recall them. It's intriguing.

The brain damage part. You GIANT ASSHOLE. Did you think that was just a joke?

Actually... yes, I thought it was exaggerated or figurative speech. He is in the habit of making many obviously outrageous and surreal claims about himself, while he seems very quick on the ball and cogent most of the time. Perhaps I should have asked. It didn't occur to me. How does that make me a giant asshole?

Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN^(TM) presuming to EMPOWER^(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.

Well it wasn't fucked up, people didn't tell me it was fucked up (they said it was insensitive on account of something I had not read, and that it was formulated in the wrong tone). I do not presume to empower anyone who doesn't ask for it, least of all you. As for the fuck off bit, I thought we had already discussed that. But you joined the chorus anyway, did it feel good?

[Salty]

The #1 reason you are universally loathed (lol) is because you dont seem to know when to SHUT UP.

[Salty]

And, I am sure you are not universally loathed. There are, no doubt, nice PDers about who just dont understand what the fuck your problem is in a vey compassionate way.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You're totally one of those people who blames other people when you come across as a douche. The possibility that it might be the way you present yourself just can't even enter your mind, can it? No, it's not that you came across like a pompous know-it-all paternalistic ass, it's that ROGER IS MEAN.

You are totally one of those people with the urgent, overriding need to know what the score is. At times, this stops you from thinking interesting things, which you would otherwise actually find interesting.

The possibility that it might be the way I present myself is never far from my mind, actually. It is probably the reason I am still pestering you people: I can't figure out what it is about the way I present myself that makes me so universally loathed here. Of course, I am quite convinced that the dynamic is not entirely of my own making (you have described the shit-stained glasses very well yourself), but I keep wondering about my contribution. I have occasionally achieved approval, but managed to revert it very quickly every time. It usually had something to do with something I passionately disagreed about with some prominent of PD.

You say I come across as a pompous know-it-all paterinalistic ass. I try not to, but I apparently do. Incidents such as Gogira's question about her kid are remembered by others in a manner that completely different to how I recall them. It's intriguing.

The brain damage part. You GIANT ASSHOLE. Did you think that was just a joke?

Actually... yes, I thought it was exaggerated or figurative speech. He is in the habit of making many obviously outrageous and surreal claims about himself, while he seems very quick on the ball and cogent most of the time. Perhaps I should have asked. It didn't occur to me. How does that make me a giant asshole?

Holist shows up, says something totally FUCKED UP, people tell him it was FUCKED UP, he attention whores with EVEN MORE FUCKED UP SHIT.

He's the NEW, IMPROVED RWHN^(TM) presuming to EMPOWER^(TM) us lesser, "brain damaged", single mom, relationship-on-the-rocks, WHAT THE FUCK EVER "lesser beings" with his "insights".

Fuck off, holist.

Well it wasn't fucked up, people didn't tell me it was fucked up (they said it was insensitive on account of something I had not read, and that it was formulated in the wrong tone). I do not presume to empower anyone who doesn't ask for it, least of all you. As for the fuck off bit, I thought we had already discussed that. But you joined the chorus anyway, did it feel good?

[Ben Shapiro]

For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Oh, yeah, because that was all a joke.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAerm, no, it really happened.  You knew that.

Of course what the above is, is any excuse I need to be a complete assmonkey toward holist, for any reason or no reasona at all.

Brain Damaged?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

For quite a while here on PD, I thought that all the 'advertising' you publish about yourself and that gets published about you was actually just joking around and basically, you were a decent and fair human. For a while now, I'm increasingly convinced I was dead wrong: you are actually irritable, brain damaged, and mean. It is a pity.

Oh, yeah, because that was all a joke.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAerm, no, it really happened.  You knew that.

Of course what the above is, is any excuse I need to be a complete assmonkey toward holist, for any reason or no reasona at all.

Brain Damaged?

Had a virus stomp up and down my reticular formation some years back.  It's not really bad, it could have been worse.  But I don't sleep without drugs and I get paranoid as fuck a couple of times a year.

[Ben Shapiro]

Never mind I remember know! DERP HERP!

[Ben Shapiro]

So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.

I feel like going out and raising hell.

Pick a target, I'm not picky.  Also, I won't be happy unless Binks slaps the dogshit out of somebody.

[Ben Shapiro]

So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.

I feel like going out and raising hell.

Pick a target, I'm not picky.  Also, I won't be happy unless Binks slaps the dogshit out of somebody.

Ok what do you not like doing? Binks slaps me all the time. It breaks my heart knowing I can't do anything but laugh. She got the cat and dog to turn against me. I feed the bastards SALAMI!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So what do you feel like doing when you come visit me? I want to look to see if there's things happening.

I feel like going out and raising hell.

Pick a target, I'm not picky.  Also, I won't be happy unless Binks slaps the dogshit out of somebody.

Ok what do you not like doing? Binks slaps me all the time. It breaks my heart knowing I can't do anything but laugh. She got the cat and dog to turn against me. I feed the bastards SALAMI!

I had a turncoat dawg once.  Ran off with a young lady named Cheryl. 

But Bowser always was a sucker for a pretty face.