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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 13, 2014, 06:40:47 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 13, 2014, 06:40:47 PM
I was just reminded of the existence of Cornish pasties.

And it made we wonder why they'd name a meat pie after a nipple covering used by lap dancers.

Then it occurred to me, that in some parts of Cornwall, the two different things would be sort of interchangeable, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.
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January 13, 2014, 08:28:12 PM
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January 13, 2014, 08:30:15 PM
Meat pasties.

Stripping just got a whole lot more hardcore.
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January 13, 2014, 08:31:40 PM
I'm pretty sure I've been involved with that on stage, back in my goth performance days.

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January 13, 2014, 08:32:24 PM
You people don't have to queue up with the kind of people who want 2 pasties daily.

There are bakeries I can no longer go in.
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January 13, 2014, 11:58:56 PM
Hmmm... this might explain why Greggs shrank all it's pasties.

But... where are the strippers?

(I feel cheated now)

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January 14, 2014, 07:02:24 AM
Quote from: Random Probability on January 13, 2014, 11:58:56 PM
Hmmm... this might explain why Greggs shrank all it's pasties.

But... where are the strippers?

(I feel cheated now)

The less spry ones are in the pasties.
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