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BREAKING: KRISTEN STEWART TO STAR IN ROMANTIC VERSION OF 1984

Started by Suu, January 15, 2014, 11:51:58 PM

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Suu

January 15, 2014, 11:51:58 PM
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#1
January 16, 2014, 12:07:20 AM
Can't we get them to star Jennifer Lawrence in the dystopian adaptation of Wuthering Heights, instead?

Suu

#2
January 16, 2014, 12:10:05 AM
Quote from: Random Probability on January 16, 2014, 12:07:20 AM
Can't we get them to star Jennifer Lawrence in the dystopian adaptation of Wuthering Heights, instead?

At least Jennifer Lawrence can, you know, act.

All I can think of us Stewart saying, "Doubleplusungood." With a raised eyebrow through her teeth.
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#3
January 16, 2014, 01:01:09 AM
She was awesome as Joan Jett. Don't be like everyone else and typecast her because of Twilight.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
January 16, 2014, 01:03:27 AM
Quote from: Random Probability on January 16, 2014, 12:07:20 AM
Can't we get them to star Jennifer Lawrence in the dystopian adaptation of Wuthering Heights, instead?

Wuthering Heights is already dystopian, no adaptation needed.  :lol:
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Faust

#5
January 16, 2014, 01:18:40 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 01:01:09 AM
She was awesome as Joan Jett. Don't be like everyone else and typecast her because of Twilight.

She was a plank in Snow white and the huntsman. That's all I have to go on of her, I'll give the runaways a look but I find your claim bold and hard to believe given what I have seen.

I hope to be pleasantly surprised.
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January 16, 2014, 02:24:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 01:01:09 AM
She was awesome as Joan Jett. Don't be like everyone else and typecast her because of Twilight.

I agree.
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#7
January 16, 2014, 02:43:52 AM
So she gets rats.

I'm okay with this.

:lulz:
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Suu

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January 16, 2014, 03:27:25 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 16, 2014, 02:24:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 01:01:09 AM
She was awesome as Joan Jett. Don't be like everyone else and typecast her because of Twilight.

I agree.

Bellyfeelers.
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#9
January 16, 2014, 03:28:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 16, 2014, 02:43:52 AM
So she gets rats.

I'm okay with this.

:lulz:

My former boss just told me that she may just be the perfect role for someone's forehead to get stepped on and prove that love does NOT conquer all.
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LMNO

#10
January 16, 2014, 03:37:54 AM
That's the other thing.  KStew is cast in a dystopian future where everyone is miserable, and you guys think she'd be BAD at that?

Twilight sucked, but reversed stupidity is not intelligence.

Suu

#11
January 16, 2014, 03:39:58 AM
You know what, fuck it.

Bring on 1984: The Musical. It will sweep across Broadway starring Hugh Jackman as Winston and Melanie Griffith as Julia.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#12
January 16, 2014, 03:43:32 AM
You know what? Sign me up.

Fuck your precious notions of how to portray the cruelty of Authority.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
January 16, 2014, 03:48:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 16, 2014, 02:43:52 AM
So she gets rats.

I'm okay with this.

:lulz:

I think the guy gets the rats. I don't know what she gets, didn't Orwell leave it unsaid? 

The possibilities are ENDLESS.  :)
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Suu

#14
January 16, 2014, 04:17:42 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 16, 2014, 03:43:32 AM
You know what? Sign me up.

Fuck your precious notions of how to portray the cruelty of Authority.

This is the motherfucking 21st Century, it's what we do.
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