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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 16, 2014, 05:14:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
January 16, 2014, 10:49:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 16, 2014, 10:37:01 PM
So...asshole who doesnt actually seem to like his family, is never around...wants to eject himself to a mostly barren planet to slowly die?

Why are we all still talking about this and not shoving people in pods?

This should be a government funded program.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#46
January 16, 2014, 10:50:48 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 16, 2014, 10:44:42 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 16, 2014, 10:37:01 PM
So...asshole who doesnt actually seem to like his family, is never around...wants to eject himself to a mostly barren planet to slowly die?

Why are we all still talking about this and not shoving people in pods?

This should be a government funded program.

The history of Australia strikes me as terribly relevant for some reason. Particularly the early labour sources.

Yeah! Just look how well that turned out.

Look, we are all out of room. There is no new world to send all the assholes to. Mars is looking pretty good, from a distance, is all I.am saying.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Junkenstein

#47
January 16, 2014, 10:57:36 PM
I say we should just go balls out and head for Mercury.

If you're going to fuck it all up, stop even trying to make it work and enjoy the show.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Salty

#48
January 16, 2014, 10:59:27 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 16, 2014, 10:57:36 PM
I say we should just go balls out and head for Mercury.

If you're going to fuck it all up, stop even trying to make it work and enjoy the show.

That is sound thinking, my friend.

Project Mercury, 'Cause Fuck Y'all.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Reginald Ret

#49
January 16, 2014, 11:34:00 PM
I would love to go to Mars.
I have no dependents though so I am allowed to be stupid and selfish.
I really want to see this succeed though i would prefer to go on one of the later trips.
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The Johnny

#50
January 17, 2014, 01:52:07 AM

Think about cabin fever... think about cabin fever with NO INTERNET FOREVER. Oh, but lets look at wikipedia, it seems there's therapy methodology to deal with cabin fever!

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabin_feverOne therapy for cabin fever may be as simple as getting out and interacting with nature. Research has proven that even brief interactions with nature can promote improved cognitive functioning and overall well-being.[4]

WELL, THAT DOES SOLVE THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM DOESNT IT? PLAY WITH THE MARS ROVER TILL YOU DIE OF RADIATION!
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