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The Good Reverend Roger

January 18, 2014, 04:21:33 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/16/dea-official-freaks-out-at-senate-hearing-reckless-marijuana-legalization-scares-us/

:lulz:

It's like a fat RWHN, melting down all over the fucking place.

"Legalization has failed everywhere it's been tried."

Before now, where has it been tried?   :lulz:

"SOCIAL COSTS!  CRIMINALITY!"

"MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES ARE FRONTS FOR METH!"

Best of all...

Diane Feinstien:  "I believe that it (marijuana) is a gateway drug.  For meth."

:lulz:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

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January 18, 2014, 05:00:00 AM
:facepalm:
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#2
January 18, 2014, 05:13:33 AM
 :cpd:
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Left

#3
January 18, 2014, 05:59:09 AM
Legalization of pot is a gateway to the legalization of harder drugs.

...Within a decade we will all be using heroin, snorting bath salts, whipping crack up in our kitchens and chewing the faces off of small children.

Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
January 18, 2014, 06:06:50 AM
RWHN has a new celeb spokeperson http://www.inquisitr.com/1098510/lady-gaga-marijuana-is-addictive-legal-weed-not-a-good-idea/

How does somebody smoke 15-20 joints (of presumably decent weed, with her money) a day and GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CHAIR?
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Suu

#5
January 18, 2014, 02:17:08 PM
Caffeine is addictive. Argument invalid.
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January 18, 2014, 05:24:53 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 18, 2014, 06:06:50 AM
RWHN has a new celeb spokeperson http://www.inquisitr.com/1098510/lady-gaga-marijuana-is-addictive-legal-weed-not-a-good-idea/

How does somebody smoke 15-20 joints (of presumably decent weed, with her money) a day and GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CHAIR?

It ain't easy.
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January 18, 2014, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 18, 2014, 05:24:53 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 18, 2014, 06:06:50 AM
RWHN has a new celeb spokeperson http://www.inquisitr.com/1098510/lady-gaga-marijuana-is-addictive-legal-weed-not-a-good-idea/

How does somebody smoke 15-20 joints (of presumably decent weed, with her money) a day and GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CHAIR?

It ain't easy.

The Cheetos were in another room.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
January 18, 2014, 07:21:19 PM
THE SKY IS FALLING AND YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GOING TO BE SO SO SORRY SOMEDAY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
January 18, 2014, 07:24:05 PM
PLUS SOMEBODY ONCE SMOKED TOO MUCH POTS AND THAT'S HARD EVIDENCE ITS TOTALLY ADDICTIVE AND DANGEROUS AND COLORADO IS GOING TO GO TO HELLLLLLLLLLL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#10
January 18, 2014, 08:21:57 PM
Quote from: The Suu on January 18, 2014, 02:17:08 PM
Caffeine is addictive. Argument invalid.
DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!

Also: Sugar.
Also: Alcohol.
Also: Exercise.
Also: Nicotine.
Also: Smiling. (AND IT IS INFECTIOUS!)
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#11
January 19, 2014, 09:26:48 AM
I snorted 5 whole marijuanas and now I'm gay.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
January 19, 2014, 05:08:54 PM
My boyfriend started shooting pot and now he's happier, more relaxed, and drinks less.

Damn you, devil weed! :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
January 19, 2014, 09:43:43 PM
People doing chemo have an even higher rate of addiction because it makes them less nauseous.
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Reginald Ret

#14
January 19, 2014, 10:11:19 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 19, 2014, 09:43:43 PM
People doing chemo have an even higher rate of addiction because it makes them less nauseous.
Ban chemo! It is the only way to protect our children!
Chemo is a gateway drug to Marihuana!
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