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Biquette, the Heavy Metal goat, has died.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, January 21, 2014, 01:14:18 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

January 21, 2014, 01:14:18 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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#1
January 21, 2014, 02:59:25 PM
:(
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#2
January 21, 2014, 06:16:17 PM
She rocked hard and rocked out.
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#3
January 21, 2014, 07:39:48 PM
Aww...
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
January 21, 2014, 11:04:18 PM
On the bright side, a goat like Biquette existed in the first place. And that's probably the most appropriate kind of animal to take to metal.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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#5
January 21, 2014, 11:43:49 PM
This goat lived a more beautiful life than most humans ever will.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#7
January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
January 22, 2014, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.

And did it without gagging, because GOAT.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

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January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 12:43:55 AM by V3X
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
January 22, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:19:57 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 22, 2014, 12:18:48 AM
That goat probably made as many shows in a year as I make in ten.
JEALOUS.

Not only that, but they were DIY shows, so you know she saw all the really interesting bands. And ate their cigarettes.

And did it without gagging, because GOAT.

Biquette's diet was worse than even that:

Quote from: http://noisey.vice.com/blog/grind-goat-will-never-die-but-you-willWhat was her favorite food?
Number one: tobacco!!!! In all its forms (butts from the ashtray, lit cig in your hand....)
And more generally a little bit of all the stuff lying around. She consumed a decent amount of the bottom of pots of paint or oil drains too...it depended on the season. She drank alcohol pretty well too, of the sort of all the bottoms of glasses of bottles of booze that people hid in another part of the barn and that she managed to root out.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

President Television

#11
January 22, 2014, 12:49:40 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Seconded. This has to happen.
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#12
January 22, 2014, 12:50:19 AM
Heavy metal gyros!  :banana:
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Nephew Twiddleton

#13
January 22, 2014, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Aye!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#14
January 22, 2014, 01:54:17 AM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 22, 2014, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 22, 2014, 12:41:24 AM
Motion to immediately canonize Biquette and pass a resolution to erect a memorial in front of a county courthouse somewhere.

Aye!

Aye-aye!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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