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Anna Mae Bollocks

#990
January 24, 2014, 07:17:21 PM
Doesn't Bush II have some kind of business degree? Ivy League, no less?
That says a lot...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Junkenstein

#991
January 24, 2014, 07:19:08 PM
It's times like that I'm grateful for my crowbar.

Make sure the repair is slow and expensive. If it doesn't all explode anyway first.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#992
January 24, 2014, 07:21:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 24, 2014, 07:19:08 PM
It's times like that I'm grateful for my crowbar.

Make sure the repair is slow and expensive. If it doesn't all explode anyway first.

I am not going to make sure of anything.  I am staying completely out of this.  And when the fucking thing goes sideways, I am going to ask the three knuckleheads involved PRECISELY how they want it fixed, since I require desk jockeys to tell me how to do shit.

I will probably be fired.  I don't care.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#993
January 24, 2014, 07:25:07 PM
http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2014/01/23/afa-radio-host-its-the-fault-of-african-americans-that-white-people-are-racist/

So, yeah.  Blow the whole fucking thing up.  Boil the oceans.

I am now in favor of excess CO2 emissions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#994
January 24, 2014, 09:14:15 PM
QuoteA week later, Fischer published a blog post stating that Native Americans should have followed Pocahontas' lead,
:? So they should have died of illness midway through an Atlantic voyage?
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

#995
January 24, 2014, 09:30:31 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#996
January 24, 2014, 09:40:11 PM
"Barry Honington" is officially disabled. The real cop uploaded proof of impersonation.

R.I.P. RWHN's ultimate form.

Ben Shapiro

#997
January 24, 2014, 09:42:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 24, 2014, 07:12:35 PM
Suddenly, everyone's a fucking mechanical engineer.  Decisions made over the protest of myself and Filthy Assistant are going forward that will "save" a grand total of $3500 up front, cost an additional $10,000 over the first 15 days, and cause a major disruption in production and quality standards.

Seriously considering just walking out the door and never coming back, on account of both the sheer stupidity involved and the implied insult.

It's small potatoes, money-wise, but I am just sick to fucking death with fucking office monkeys deciding that if it's blue collar, it must be easy, because blue collar people are stupid as evidenced by the lack of a business degree.

I fucking hate my job.  I fucking hate my coworkers.  I fucking hate this city.

Everyone take a minute and be grateful that I have no control over this country's nuclear arsenal.

I'm furious that you don't have control in the first place.

The Good Reverend Roger

#998
January 24, 2014, 09:44:29 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 24, 2014, 09:42:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 24, 2014, 07:12:35 PM
Suddenly, everyone's a fucking mechanical engineer.  Decisions made over the protest of myself and Filthy Assistant are going forward that will "save" a grand total of $3500 up front, cost an additional $10,000 over the first 15 days, and cause a major disruption in production and quality standards.

Seriously considering just walking out the door and never coming back, on account of both the sheer stupidity involved and the implied insult.

It's small potatoes, money-wise, but I am just sick to fucking death with fucking office monkeys deciding that if it's blue collar, it must be easy, because blue collar people are stupid as evidenced by the lack of a business degree.

I fucking hate my job.  I fucking hate my coworkers.  I fucking hate this city.

Everyone take a minute and be grateful that I have no control over this country's nuclear arsenal.

I'm furious that you don't have control in the first place.

You and me both, brother.  You and me both.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#999
January 24, 2014, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 24, 2014, 09:40:11 PM
"Barry Honington" is officially disabled. The real cop uploaded proof of impersonation.

R.I.P. RWHN's ultimate form.

You win, though.

Also, Barry Honington, you say?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1000
January 24, 2014, 09:53:49 PM
Just spent half an hour hunting for a bug in Skyrim before starting my new playthrough.  Basically, the character died whenever they jumped out of the window at the start of the game....after several dozen tests, I can only conclude that the difficulty level was too high, and with the slight change in the game physics engine, the character was splatting with more "realistic" levels of force...namely, boneshattering.

So, not a bug in other words.  On the plus side, I now know for sure that there are no more giant spiders in the game.  Giant spiders all got culled by invading bears.  Very sad, so tragic. 

Sorry to hear about the retards at your work Roger.  I'm honestly amazed you've been able to put up with them as long as you have.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1001
January 24, 2014, 09:54:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 24, 2014, 09:53:49 PM
Just spent half an hour hunting for a bug in Skyrim before starting my new playthrough.  Basically, the character died whenever they jumped out of the window at the start of the game....after several dozen tests, I can only conclude that the difficulty level was too high, and with the slight change in the game physics engine, the character was splatting with more "realistic" levels of force...namely, boneshattering.

So, not a bug in other words.  On the plus side, I now know for sure that there are no more giant spiders in the game.  Giant spiders all got culled by invading bears.  Very sad, so tragic. 

Sorry to hear about the retards at your work Roger.  I'm honestly amazed you've been able to put up with them as long as you have.

The work is so interesting that I am usually able to tune them out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#1002
January 24, 2014, 10:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 24, 2014, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on January 24, 2014, 09:40:11 PM
"Barry Honington" is officially disabled. The real cop uploaded proof of impersonation.

R.I.P. RWHN's ultimate form.

You win, though.

Also, Barry Honington, you say?

The cop one.  So now I'm trying to create a new persona. I most likely will create a brony one.

Cain

#1003
January 24, 2014, 10:02:42 PM
Brony Spider Jerusalem.  Has to be.

Ben Shapiro

#1004
January 24, 2014, 10:03:45 PM
Thinking of some sort of Naruto/MRA/Pagan/Otherkin/Libertarian type.
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