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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 25, 2014, 12:17:57 AM

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Resigned Obligatorily

Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.

They do belong in a gym.

For the arse-biscuit doing circuits when the place is mobbed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.

They do belong in a gym.

For the arse-biscuit doing circuits when the place is mobbed.

THIS

Resigned Obligatorily

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Quote from: /b/earman on March 05, 2014, 04:39:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 04:11:49 AM
Woh, those Guillotines look like they were made by bow flex or something.
Completely looks like something that belongs in a gym.

They do belong in a gym.

For the arse-biscuit doing circuits when the place is mobbed.

THIS


:D oh, ha
Who am I?
I am a nobody,
and the odds are
that you are too.

If you say its a bad idea
to listen to a nobody;
you likely are also saying nobody,
should listen to you.

Do not trust the authorities on a subject;
simply because they are the authority.

Listen to them only if what they say is truth.

~O.R.