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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops

Started by Remington, November 17, 2013, 03:51:24 AM

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Remington

November 17, 2013, 03:51:24 AM
Those of the forum not part of Glorious Canuckistan have probably been missing out on the Grade A scandal surrounding Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. As of the moment, Mr. Ford has admitted to or is suspected of:

-Alcoholism
-Crack cocaine addiction
-Drinking and driving
-Sexual harassment
-Spousal abuse

He is STILL MAYOR. He is GETTING HIS OWN TV SHOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtAosEp5R04&t=2m51s
http://www.straight.com/blogra/530916/doug-and-rob-ford-launch-tv-show-sun-news-network
http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/14/rob_ford_admits_drinking_and_driving_says_hell_sue_former_staffers.html
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/11/rob-ford-bobbleheads-set-to-go-on-sale-to-support-united-way/
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
November 17, 2013, 04:40:43 AM
Been following this.

It was all a set up.  Hoopla framed him.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
November 17, 2013, 06:07:06 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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hooplala

#3
November 17, 2013, 07:17:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 17, 2013, 04:40:43 AM
Been following this.

It was all a set up.  Hoopla framed him.

It was really more of a corruption than a frame job. I prefer to get them to the point where they frame themselves.
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Telarus

#4
November 17, 2013, 08:52:05 PM
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Junkenstein

#5
March 04, 2014, 10:20:44 AM
Just to remind you all that Rob Ford still exists and still has some kind of problem:
http://www.cp24.com/video?clipId=298344&binId=1.1127680&playlistPageNum=1

9 mins. The first 3 or so rather subdued which makes the last 6 that much more amusing.
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popeurmom

#6
March 04, 2014, 02:18:57 PM
I love Rob Ford. If I were there, I'd vote for him... "It's possible I smoked crack, but I need to see the video to prove it, because I don't know if I actually did smoke crack, as I was so very very drunk..."

hooplala

#7
March 04, 2014, 02:19:54 PM
We've all said that at one point or another.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
March 04, 2014, 06:56:13 PM
Hold on. Am I seriously listening to a press release about ICE SKATING RINKS???

WTF, Canada?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
March 04, 2014, 06:58:35 PM
Oh here we go, it's getting real.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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